United Thread - 2021/22

[Gray]

They are apparently going all out for Potch, and it seems he is interested. Ho-hum, another spin on the roulette wheel to see who gets to park in their rightful place.
But it's all academic because the stench of the rotting corpse of the pisscan permeates from every corner of that rancid swamp, and Bodgers, Potch or Zidane would have to work as the spectre of the bullying despot hovers above them like some malignant poltergeist-type figure swirling about in the ether.

When you have the middle-aged prancing pony behind the scenes calling the shots (under the guidance of that revolting Govan can of piss, naturally), you are as good as being dead in the water. Essentially they have handed over control of the club to a former player who only went back to his old stamping ground for the two simple reasons - a stupendous leviathan of a pay-packet and a final chance to take his ego to the new and unchartered heights that even Beckscum had never conquered.

What the rags have become can be explained in a few short phrases: They have become a club being run by an 80 year old man with a long and troubled history of alcohol abuse, aiding and abetting a vain, egotistical narcissist from Portugal desperately hoping the two of them can turn back time and recreate the early 90's.


If only comedy writer John Sullivan hadn't died, he could have come up with a new comedic series aimed at the rags:
'Only Ghouls and Ponces.'

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

First 6 pages of the Telegraph Sport section dedicated to the c#nts. I struggled to find the city report...

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Haha.

".. the 49-year-old is less than completely happy with the setup at PSG, where his role is essentially that of first-team coach, with all broader club and footballing issues handled by sporting director Leonardo."

And in three years time ...

".. the 52-year-old is less than completely happy with the setup at OT, where his role is essentially that of first-team coach, with all broader club and footballing issues handled by the ghost of season's past."

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

That interview was fucking tragic.

He seems quite childlike and a bit simple.

 

[Gray]

Make.It.Happen

I thought he was fed up of getting abuse?

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I thought he was fed up of getting abuse?

Getting abuse? Most of Manchester would welcome him with open arms.

 

[hertsblue]

This is PSG who snubbed 200 million from Real for a player leaving on a free transfer. If PSG dont want him to go, he wont. If he quits then they will probably hold him to his contract to make a point.

 

[BlueAnorak]

An exit interview? Has MUTV been merged with the HR department so they can save some money to fix the hole in the roof?

In fact here it is on the other United media channel...

In full: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer interview after Manchester United sacking

The former manager sat down with the club's in-house media to talk about his ill-fated time in charge.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A Brucie bonus.

But would they finish higher higher lower lower higher?