United Thread - 2021/22

[Brightwell Bros.]

Apparently he chose this because he didn't want to speak to the media.

Which sort of suggests he thinks the media treated him unfairly? Which is bizarre.

Why would he have to do either?! Who at the club is advising him??

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Forcing the poor bastard who is clearly distraught and knackered to do a sit down interview for social media engagement. All we need now is the players posting love heart emojis underneath it. Fucking hell. I thought I had seen everything. What an embarrassing, embarrassing football club.

Lmao oh here we are. I thought I was joking.

 

[Eds]

If Pochetino did go to United (And I do rate him) he wont have a lot to play with. But I do think he'll be able to hit the ground running...

Degae
Shaw
AWB (Shit)
Lindelhof (Shit)
Maguire
Bailly
Varane
Teles
Dalot

Pogba (Leaving)
Mctominay (Shit)
Fred (Shit)
Matic (Leaving)
Mata (Leaving)
Lingard (Leaving)
Bruno
VDB

Ronaldo (Too old)
Martial (Too lazy)
Sir Marcus Rashford of Stretford, feeder of the 5 million with just a packet of Bird's Eye Fish Fingers,a loaf of Hovis and a huge PR team behind him
Cavani (Too old)
Greenwood
Sancho

Not a bad team with a good manager tbf, but the fans and media will demand too much too soon and I dont think Poch is a quick worker. In fact I think any manager could get a tune out of those players thats how bad Ole was!

Another slight edit

 

[CookiesForCream]

 

[bluemoon32]

Tell them it's still the early 90's and they can have Swales

 

[cheekybids]

Yes Eddie

it just gets better…..

 

[inchy14]

Southgate signs new deal with England… wanted him to go there for a laugh.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

it just gets better…..

 

[Vienna_70]

Ronaldo has been their downfall. The irony of that.

It’s funny because it’s united.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

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If anyone can Photoshop Bertie Magoo in the window with everything else the same I'd love that forever and would get a lot of use out of it.