Whoever gets the gig after Wreck-it is inheriting a worse squad than ever since the pisscan retired. All that money spent; all those superstars acquired - or brought through the toilet training academy - yet the team and squad are terrible except against the occasional dross team who can't quite believe that what's in front of them is so far from the invincible red-shirted heroes of yesteryear, they still delude themselves that they can't win. But, that's happening less and less.
They'll have the flip-flops on, ready for the beach, for most of the remainder of the season, so, they'll be lucky to get 7th. I'm just hoping that they can somehow pull a finger out when they play the dippers 2nd team - I'm sure Klopp will rest a few for a game against such non-entities.
Well, Mr Ten Hag, here's your poisoned chalice; drink it up. What a fool if he goes there. The toxic toilet will swallow him up, just like it did the much stronger titans of football management - Moyes, Mourinho, Van Gall, Wreck-it - and poor Ole Gunnar, who couldn't cope, despite being the saviour with United DNA!
Who's next to drive the bus?
Parp parp!
