United Thread - 2021/22

[jimharri]

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[blue cigar]

Bring back the player manager times, Ronaldo does it anyway, make it official.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

yes as soon as news broke thats how i read it 'they have wrote this season off' fantastic show from a club that a match day fan has laid out in excess of a thousand pounds on a season ticket only to be tossed in the bin,,what a club,what a bunch of tossers

Could you imagine the pelters we’d be getting if we had decided to tread water until May when they have spent how much money on that squad under Noddy?

 

[JASR]

If Pochetino did go to United (And I do rate him) he wont have a lot to play with. But I do think he'll be able to hit the ground running...

Degae
Shaw
AWB (Shit)
Lindelhof (Shit)
Maguire
Bailly
Varane
Teles
Dalot

Pogba (Leaving)
Mctominay (Shit)
Fred (Shit)
Matic (Leaving)
Mata (Leaving)
Lingard (Leaving)
Bruno
VDB

Ronaldo (Too old)
Martial (Too lazy)
Rashford
Cavani (Too old)
Greenwood
Sancho

Not a bad team with a good manager tbf, but the fans and media will demand too much too soon and I dont think Poch is a quick worker. In fact I think any manager could get a tune out of those players thats how bad Ole was!

You appear to have missed off the legend Phil Jones

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Press reporting several players wanted the coaching staff gone and are very unhappy with Carrick being in charge.

This is what they get for bending over backwards to get PR37 back - the player is bigger than the Club, and if he doesn’t agree with your decisions, expect to see it in black and white all over the papers every morning.

Sure - it gave them a week of hysteria and shirt sales, and claims of ‘winning the transfer window’. But face it - that’s all they can win at these days.

Player power at its worst - and its fucking great to see it over there!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Forcing the poor bastard who is clearly distraught and knackered to do a sit down interview for social media engagement. All we need now is the players posting love heart emojis underneath it. Fucking hell. I thought I had seen everything. What an embarrassing, embarrassing football club.

 

[Northblue]

The big problem for Bruce taking the job is how does he lose to the rags when he's managing them?

I’m all for it, he has a terrible record at old Trafford

 

[domalino]

Forcing the poor bastard who is clearly distraught and knackered to do a sit down interview for social media engagement. All we need now is the players posting love heart emojis underneath it. Fucking hell. I thought I had seen everything. What an embarrassing, embarrassing football club.

Apparently he chose this because he didn't want to speak to the media.

Which sort of suggests he thinks the media treated him unfairly? Which is bizarre.

 

[Blue Til Death]

If Pochetino did go to United (And I do rate him) he wont have a lot to play with. But I do think he'll be able to hit the ground running...

Degae
Shaw
AWB (Shit)
Lindelhof (Shit)
Maguire (Utter fuckin Shit with bells on)
Bailly
Varane
Teles
Dalot

Pogba (Leaving)
Mctominay (Shit)
Fred (Shit)
Matic (Leaving)
Mata (Leaving)
Lingard (Leaving)
Bruno
VDB

Ronaldo (Too old)
Martial (Too lazy)
Rashford
Cavani (Too old)
Greenwood
Sancho

Not a bad team with a good manager tbf, but the fans and media will demand too much too soon and I dont think Poch is a quick worker. In fact I think any manager could get a tune out of those players thats how bad Ole was!

Edited for you as you missed Maguire out

 

[mexico1970]

Pochetino, the serial winner :)