United Thread - 2021/22

[Mr Fraser]

Steve Bruce couldn’t stabilise a child’s bicycle.

If he sat on it it would be so stable it wouldn't be able move

 

[BigJoe#1]

In the simplest possible terms, please can someone explain to me what Carrick is going to bring to the party that good old Ole couldn't deliver? I am genuinely interested in what United think they are going to prise from Carrick that he wasn't already delivering to the club albeit through Ole?

 

[Gingers Dad]

So utd are supposed to have had a FIVE hour long board meeting to come up with a plan to sack a shit manager they already knew they shouldn't have given the job to in the first place. And to replace him with his assistant?

 

[Bazzmand Show]

In the simplest possible terms, please can someone explain to me what Carrick is going to bring to the party that good old Ole couldn't deliver? I am genuinely interested in what United think they are going to prise from Carrick that he wasn't already delivering to the club albeit through Ole?

Fuck all, Carrick has now survived 2 failed management terms. But I'm more than happy for him to be the man to 'steady the ship'.....

 

[thepolarbear]

Why would the manager of a team of egos and primadonnas want to leave to joing another club with a team of egos and primadonnas that won't win him any trophies?

At least the **** is Guaranteed a league title in France every season.

Is that right? What happened last season then :-P

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Give it again to Giggsy.

At least he can get used to the Zebra kit and acclimatise properly.

 

[Holcombe bloo]

So utd are supposed to have had a FIVE hour long board meeting to come up with a plan to sack a shit manager they already knew they shouldn't have given the job to in the first place. And to replace him with his assistant?

Yes, it’s marvellous isn’t it.

 

[Holcombe bloo]

Give it again to Giggsy.

At least he can get used to the Zebra kit and acclimatise properly.

I might put on some zebra pants and get down to home bargains. See if can get Andy tait to say it!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Can't decide whether Steve Bruce, Wayne Rooney, Roy Keane, Phil Neville or Paul Scholes would be funnier. The only thing funnier would be Alex Ferguson himself (or possibly Ryan Giggs).

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

So utd are supposed to have had a FIVE hour long board meeting to come up with a plan to sack a shit manager they already knew they shouldn't have given the job to in the first place. And to replace him with his assistant?

How many PowerPoint slides do you need for a conclusion of "he's shite".