United Thread - 2021/22

[Ted_Bovis]

Rapey Ron will be pissed off all the attention won’t he on him for the next few games.

Unless he does something bizarre. Like play in drag or something.

 

[14aguero]

Another fan of running about a lot like klipperty. Can't see their show pony contingent being arsed after a couple of games.

I have seen players drinking the caffeinated sugary drinks just before entering the game, so the stuff must be legal under the PED rules. He must have been allowed a lifetime supply and perhaps can buy it for his friends and family. No amount of caffeine, though, will induce Rashford, Greenwood, and Ronaldo to run the necessary yards. It will agitate Fernandes even further when he loses the ball and tries to blame his friends for his own errors.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

That's the difference between us and them we see things they dont

I was in a very busy Asda earlier today and I said to this young lady: "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

She said, "Sure you can but how will that help?"

I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of fucking nowhere."

 

[deegee33]

I was in a very busy Asda earlier today and I said to this young lady: "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

She said, "Sure you can but how will that help?"

I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of fucking nowhere."

Doesn't look very busy to me, you must see things that I don't. :-)

 

[smeeagain]

On red cafe they’re mostly saying the correct decision was given for the arsenal goal when De Gea thought he was fouled,
but how unsportsmanly of arsenal to score while he was on the ground , completely over ruling the fact De Gea was being unsportsmanlike by lying down faking it!

 

[ganganvince]

I was in a very busy Asda earlier today and I said to this young lady: "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

She said, "Sure you can but how will that help?"

I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of fucking nowhere."

Mask exemption?

 

[Blue Mist]

You can all criticise and take the piss, but he's still unbeaten.

And if they do lose today it will be announced that he starts next week.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

And if they do lose today it will be announced that he starts next week.

Yeh - the defeat occured during the interim transition period between the Interim Interim Manager and the now newly installed Interim Manager............

 

[crazyg]

I was in a very busy Asda earlier today and I said to this young lady: "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?"

She said, "Sure you can but how will that help?"

I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of fucking nowhere."

There's more meat on the shelves than there is on her!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

He's a fantasist and a narcissist

He likes daffodils!