United Thread - 2021/22

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Even the graffiti on the Rashford mural wasn’t racist in nature unless he has Gipsy heritage because it called him a “Shits in a bucket bastard” along with a cock and balls

All very confusing. I think the daubing of 'shits in a bucket bastard' and a traditional cock and balls is a highly appropriate response to Rashfords silly penalty.
It would appear though that since St Marcus of Rashford got racist abuse on twitter that his wank penalty is now on a par with taking the knee and must not be questioned.

 

[ancoats]

Even the graffiti on the Rashford mural wasn’t racist in nature unless he has Gipsy heritage because it called him a “Shits in a bucket bastard” along with a cock and balls

i said it before he even took the pen ? he's shitting himself because of the long pause before the run up

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

i said it before he even took the pen ? he's shitting himself because of the long pause before the run up

In a bucket?

 

[Grassland Blue]

They still gonna break into the stadium and demand the owners leave if they try to buy them another title this summer?

Hang on!
City are the team trying to buy the league, surely.
(Or at least that's what I thought, but I could be wrong..)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

a traditional cock and balls

Unless it have a dotted line coming out of the end, denoting ejaculate, it could not be properly be characterised as ‘traditional’.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Unless it have a dotted line coming out of the end, denoting ejaculate, it could not be properly be characterised as ‘traditional’.

Three hairs per ball plus three dotted lines and a blob,. You must also ensure the shaft is at least twice the length of the balls.

 

[bluealf]

Three hairs per ball plus three dotted lines and a blob,. You must also ensure the shaft is at least twice the length of the balls.

See @snorky for exceptions :p

 

[LongsightM13]

You hear that on those mad Gypsy youtube videos were they are offering each other out for fights all the time lol

'Ya shite in a bucket, bastard'

2mins in on here

 

[LongsightM13]

Unless it have a dotted line coming out of the end, denoting ejaculate, it could not be properly be characterised as ‘traditional’.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Top tip for lurking rag cunts: Don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.

My other half thinks you being very disrespectful to large penises :-)