United Thread - 2021/22

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Yea, I'm not seeing this world-beater squad that they should be challenging.

Their best five players in no order are De Gea, Pogba, Fernandes, Ronaldo and Varane. Yet they are all flawed--

De Gea: Great shot stopper, but not a modern goalkeeper that can play off his line.

Ronaldo: 37. He's a type of player that'd actually be even more invaluable if he was willing to be a side kick. The irony is that in needing to be the main man, he both weakens the team and reduces his own effectiveness.

Fernandes: Most talented in the team, but zero workrate.

Pogba: Will literally only play when he feels like it. So for France he's a stud, and once in a while he feels like running a bit for Man U, but otherwise strolls about. And lol they put up with it. Strange. But also don't they think other players won't see that?

Varane: Ok, he's solid and dependable, and closest they have to an elite player in their position that doesn't have a major negative.

Greenwood's overrated, he's also good but I wouldn't say he blows other teens in the country out the water. And these are their best players.

I've been saying you need three things--the right manager; the good and right players; and a coherent setup BTS (are the suits and the fans and the coaches in sync?). They needed to get rid of Ole, to stop the hemorrhaging there sure, but the other two areas also urgently need addressing too. And neither can be addressed now really because they have an "interim" manager so they have to wait until summer, and I suppose the players know that too. Anyway, they can wait forever for all I care.
I have always suspected that when they say they need somebody to “release Pogba” what they mean is a person or persons he is shit scared of or intimidated by and as a result puts a shift in.

Imagine if you will our Irish friend, the dog botherer, in this current dressing room. Pogba would soon be “released” after being held up against the wall by his throat at half time by a team mate.

Instead he came back to the swamp as Charlie Big Potatoes and we can all see the result

There are people in the French squad and his old Juve team he knows will call him out. The pisscan had him worked out before he was 16 to his credit
 
Just going back to someone who pointed out how these united fans glorify their buys/youngsters, especially after a good debut. They are literally set up for life because of it. Still singing the world class bollocks today. It's the same with that stadium, the place is a shithole, yet it's "the best in the world" to this lot. It's a shithole. This German guy was one of the most Googled people on earth a while back. Now(or he was) fuckin Yoda. You just know this type of delusion rubs off in the offices of Trafford, that's why they spend a fortune on the likes of Pogba to ease the supporters(ending up with a bunch of players and not a team) and next to fuckall on tins of paint. They must be at least ten years behind now because they had the arrogance to think they could carry on with piss-cans dna and a shithole of a stadium. It's biting them on the arse now. Fuck em.
 
I actually thought that Rangnick would be a decent appointment for them, assuming anyone with a bit of tactical nous would be an upgrade on Solskjaer, but incredibly they’re probably in a worse state now than they were six weeks ago. There’s been virtually no new manager “bounce”. He doesn’t seem to have the charisma to get the players or fans behind him, and is undermined by the uncertainty over his future. The “consultancy role” was always a bit vague and weird. They’re absolutely fucked at the moment, and it’s beautiful to watch it all unravel.
It's like they repeated the same mistake with Solskjaer. Neither had any decent managerial pedigree for a club with their expectations. Ole was believed to be a club legend and understand the 'united DNA' but was a shit coach.

Wreck-It Ralf was slightly better it terms of his managerial achievements (he'd won the German cup in 2011) but the theory was he'd been the mentor of coaches like Tuchel & Klopp, therefore must be at least that level himself. Clearly he's not.

I had a great Biology teacher in 6th form that taught us about how the heart & liver function but I wouldn't expect him to be able to do a heart or liver transplant.
 
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11 utd players want to leave apparently due to being underwhelmed with Ragnick.

He has only been there 2 minutes, absolute bunch of pampered fucking wankers who don't know they are born. I am far from pro utd but thats just shit from the players. Got Mourinho sacked because he wouldn't take their shit. Ole was their best mate so he stayed longer than he should. Honestly fuck those shithouse players, entitled cunts who all need to fall asleep on a train and... well you know the rest hehe.

That said, i am glad it is happening to them for my own personal amusement.

https://twitter.com/UtdDistrict << that is the account reporting it, looks like it is coming from the mirror. No idea what their links are like to utd but it seems pretty specific to be total bollocks.

Edit: Same reports coming from the daily mail to apparently.
 
I actually thought that Rangnick would be a decent appointment for them, assuming anyone with a bit of tactical nous would be an upgrade on Solskjaer, but incredibly they’re probably in a worse state now than they were six weeks ago. There’s been virtually no new manager “bounce”. He doesn’t seem to have the charisma to get the players or fans behind him, and is undermined by the uncertainty over his future. The “consultancy role” was always a bit vague and weird. They’re absolutely fucked at the moment, and it’s beautiful to watch it all unravel.
He is the German Dave Sexton
 
Only in previous seasons 4-2-2-2 was called a 4-4-2, this bloke is marketing bullshit. FFS it’s not revolutionary wanting fullbacks to play high.

Pellegrinis 4222 was called that as well, before he came here and on here when he did.

Tactics discussions and stats were less popular back then but I remember discussing the formation when he was announced as our new manager because of the way he played Isco and Joaquin in those wide 10 roles in the Malaga CL run.
 
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