United Thread - 2021/22

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’m not sure there’s a space/shape in Geometry that has as many bottoms and corners as the one the rags are seemingly occupying? Any Mathematicians on here that can help?

A tesseract of misery.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I’m not sure there’s a space/shape in Geometry that has as many bottoms and corners as the one the rags are seemingly occupying? Any Mathematicians on here that can help?

Barrelelogram

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

From the sounds of things half the squad, on crazily lucrative deals, want out. There is a Maguire Vs Ronaldo clique rivalry in the dressing room. And that general atmosphere is as bad as it was under Mourinho, and that is for a manager who has only been there a month and everyone knows won't be around beyond the summer and who the players had to Google when they found out he was coming in. They think they've hit rock bottom, but they might be about to find out, as City, Sunderland, Derby, Bolton and a lot of other clubs besides have found out, there always another bottom below the one you are on and the worst thing you can is assume that things can only get better.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

A tesseract of misery.

Doesn’t a tesseract have as many tops as bottoms though. Looking for a shape that just has bottoms and corners?

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

But he wont be the manager in the summer, surely his job just to keep them up

He's taking on some vague director of football role, so if they have any sense they'd listen to him and start the process now. They've got a painful 2 or 3 years ahead of them regardless, might as well crack on. The interesting thing to watch is if the club don't back him.

 

[Impeccable One]

Doesn’t a tesseract have as many tops as bottoms though. Looking for a shape that just has bottoms and corners?

Definitely got the bottom bit sorted, and I’ll volunteer to have a good look for stuff with corners :O

 

[Harvster]

Those were the original lyrics, but Horn thought they wouldn't get much airplay

Trevor did like to keep the lyrics clean clean

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Order you say?



"The football committee has passed a resolution...."

It's quite appropropiate that, as Newton Heath were formed by railwaymen and united are a comedy club.

 

[citizen_maine]

He's taking on some vague director of football role, so if they have any sense they'd listen to him and start the process now. They've got a painful 2 or 3 years ahead of them regardless, might as well crack on. The interesting thing to watch is if the club don't back him.

Only 2 or 3? I was hoping for a lot more

 

[horlock_was_super]

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That last sentence creased me up.

He’s not fooling me! You can make the word rag out of his user name! He’s obviously a, erm, he’s….. I haven’t thought this through!