United Thread - 2021/22

[Tuearts right boot]

This is an appeal on behalf of MUFC:

Rashy plays for us in between feeding the poor of Stretford. By donating £79.99 you can make him happy by increasing his tax avoidance scheme.

Fack orf. I'm going to pay £29.04 to a homeless charidee where some of the money goes towards buying a cardboard box for ' little Jimmy ' and the rest pays for the directors Mercs.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Rebuild number??

They wish.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Rebuild number??

Wow, those players wore out quickly. They were title contenders 4 months ago.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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That last sentence creased me up.

I'll give you 3 days.....they're not that daft on there.

 

[jacko74]

Rebuild number??

Well that's strange because in his first prese conference after being appointed he quite clearly stated that he was "more than happy" with the current group of players at united.

 

[jacko74]

I’m not sure there’s a space/shape in Geometry that has as many bottoms and corners as the one the rags are seemingly occupying? Any Mathematicians on here that can help?

Can't be bothered googling it but what's that optical illusion picture called of the never ending staircase that turns various corners before ending up back where it starts?

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Only 2 or 3? I was hoping for a lot more

2 or 3 is the minimum if, and only if, they make smart decisions starting this window. You'll be relieved to know there is no sign of that happening just yet.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Wow, those players wore out quickly. They were title contenders 4 months ago.

Ronnie's attitude in training means they're all refusing puddings after lunch and they'll be top by Christmas.

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Rags: Would you like to sign (****)?

Buying Club: Sure.

Rags: He expects to have his wage of 300k a week maintained.

*Phone goes dead*

This is probably the closest thing to the truth. Who would buy they players? Maybe a loan with United paying half the wages fir the duration. Its hoping wipe their team amortisation completely, players will he worthless. Great times

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Order you say?

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"The football committee has passed a resolution...."

It's quite appropropiate that, as Newton Heath were formed by railwaymen and united are a comedy club.

Ironically, I'm the owner of that cap. It's a long story but true.