United Thread - 2021/22

[Protein Junkie]

Manchester United are trying to sign French defender Dan-Axel Zagadou, 22, who is available on a free transfer in the summer from Borussia Dortmund. (Foot Mercato - in French

The Rags love a childish song and there’s a ready made one here.
He will be brought in to push the defenders .... up a tree no doubt.

I’ll get me coat

 

[Blu1]

Just had a peak on sadcafe! Lol
Let me summarise

ronaldo needs to go now
The stadium is falling down
We have no leadership on & off the pitch
We can only dream of being like city

wait for it….the only positive is

Phil Jones is back & looks sharp

blues have a good day :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Just had a peak on sadcafe! Lol
Let me summarise

ronaldo needs to go now
The stadium is falling down
We have no leadership on & off the pitch
We can only dream of being like city

wait for it….the only positive is

Phil Jones is back & looks sharp

blues have a good day :-)

Onwards and upwards it is then.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Manchester United are trying to sign French defender Dan-Axel Zagadou, 22, who is available on a free transfer in the summer from Borussia Dortmund. (Foot Mercato - in French

The Rags love a childish song and there’s a ready made one here.
He will be brought in to push the defenders .... up a tree no doubt.

I’ll get me coat

Pete Boyle will be licking his lips at that one in the Bishop's Blaze

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Big Sam is edging closer to his dream job

You know what, I wouldn't put it past them.

 

[Match Fixer]

Big Sam is edging closer to his dream job

You know what, I wouldn't put it past them.

He can't be that desperate Shirley?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Just had a peak on sadcafe! Lol
Let me summarise

ronaldo needs to go now
The stadium is falling down
We have no leadership on & off the pitch
We can only dream of being like city

wait for it….the only positive is

Phil Jones is back & looks sharp

blues have a good day :-)

He'll be sharp alright - as sharp as the bluntest chisel in the workshop.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

He can't be that desperate Shirley?

I think they really need an ex-player who 'knows' the club - what's Steve Coppell doing these days?

 

[Ghandi's Flip Flops]

Just had a peak on sadcafe! Lol
Let me summarise

ronaldo needs to go now
The stadium is falling down
We have no leadership on & off the pitch
We can only dream of being like city

wait for it….the only positive is

Phil Jones is back & looks sharp

blues have a good day :-)

Their Which player do you dislike the most? | RedCafe.net thread is an excellent read.
Not much love for many of their players especially Maguire, Pogba, Rashford and Lingard

Some highlights from the thread:

De Gea - coward
Henderson - not good enough but thinks he is

Wan Bissaka - can't play football
Dalot - rubbish

Maguire - slowest footballer ever
Bailly - reckless crock
Varane - was meant to be world class but has shown bugger all
Lindelof - weaksauce

Shaw - absolutely useless this season
Telles - all he can do are average crosses

McTominay - what is he good at?
Fred - ditto
Matic - old and useless
Mata - ditto
Beek - shown nothing
Bruno - all he can do are low percentage Hollywood passes

Ronaldo - old and well past it
Cavani - ditto and always injured
Greenwood - lots of potential but not good enough atm
Sancho - can only do it in a farmer's league
Rashford - Kick and run merchant

Lingard - His social media antics and the attitude that he seemingly thinks he’s better than he is with his JLingz brand etc have always rubbed me up the wrong way and i cannot wait to be rid of him

In no particular order: Maguire, Shaw, Lindeloff, AWB, Lingard, Pogba, Rashford. The english brigade are a bunch of overhyped whiney cnuts. We really need a cleanse at this club, Ole has left us with a proper mess.

Rashford: currently most selfish and worst decision maker in the team. Dribbles into multiple defenders, loses possession cheaply, doesn’t pass and lazy off the ball. Gets defended because people subconsciously have a higher view of him because of his non-footballing related charity work and because he’s English.

Maguire: Hopeless leader and captain. Slow with feet and head. Takes up half of Ralf’s 8 second rule by himself only to end up doing a crap sideways pass anyway. Lots of pointing and blaming others for his own mistakes. Claps his hands on his ears when he scores against Albania because he thinks it proves otherwise.

McTom: Not nearly as bad as the other 2. Really just don’t like his habit of hiding from the ball and being anonymous in matches. Manages to fool people into thinking that Fred is a worse player because people see Fred being caught in possession because he’s actually showing himself for the ball.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I think hey really need an ex-player who 'knows' the club - what's Steve Coppell doing these days?

The Elephant Man must be refreshed from his recent break in the game and itching to get back....