United Thread - 2021/22

[dobingsdobber]

I heard he spends 25 hours a day 8 days a week in training trying to do his best for the rags, but dedicates a lot of his spare time on top of that volunteering as a dinner lady.

And peeling 'taters.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Indeed,great forward planning and hours studying a thesaurus I would imagine.
Stupendous.

Really grasped how we all feel

 

[dobingsdobber]

Really grasped how we all feel

Will deservedly go down in the lexicon of distinguished progression of the linguistic traits of the native tongues of the British Isles.

 

[solley attwell]

He sure does use his tongue prettier than a $20 whore

 

[antspider]

Cristiano Ronaldo says Manchester United interim boss Ralf Rangnick needs time to implement his ideas at Old Trafford

Man Utd are currently seventh in the Premier League and lie 22 points behind Premier League leaders Man City; Cristiano Ronaldo says it is not acceptable for the club to be targeting anything less than a top-three finish; forward urges doubters to give Ralf Rangnick time

www.skysports.com

Ronaldo "I won't accept anything less than a top 3 finish"

What is the twat going to do when this doesn’t happen?..
Storm down the tunnel.. lol.. what a bell end

 

[manimanc]

How the fuck does these cunts v Middlesbrough get on TV?

Unbelievable.

 

[oakiecokie]

It may heave already been used but for all those Rag twats who call our home The Emptihad, then please look no further than their own ground who nowadays hardly ever sell out should be names "UNSOld Trafford

 

[Bluesince1979]

What is the twat going to do when this doesn’t happen?..
Storm down the tunnel.. lol.. what a bell end

I dont mean this in a horrible way, and im not taking the piss , but i genuinly think hes on the autistic scale. Or has something amiss. Hes like tony blair. Just cant see that hes a ****

 

[metalblue]

It may heave already been used but for all those Rag twats who call our home The Emptihad, then please look no further than their own ground who nowadays hardly ever sell out should be names "UNSOld Trafford

I see what you did there

 

[metalblue]

I dont mean this in a horrible way, and im not taking the piss , but i genuinly think hes on the autistic scale. Or has something amiss. Hes like tony blair. Just cant see that hes a ****

You give him too much credit, he’s proper snide mate. Surely he must know it, that “it wouldn’t be right to tell you what’s wrong” he knows exactly what he’s about.