Few small opinions:
- United fans are pinning their hopes on Hannibal as the next big thing out of their Academy. They obviously have never watched him because he's wank.
- They seem to have cleared out much of their dross which is good for them. But done it mid season leaving them without cover which is the stupidest shit possible.
- Elanga will be playing for someone like Cagliari in 5 years time.
- Martial (£58m), van de Beek (£45m), Pogba (£90m), Mata (£38m) all walk at the end of the season for little or nothing as well as Cavani and Lingard. Then next season potentially Matic, Ronaldo, Rashford, Shaw, de Gea, Ronaldo, Fred, Dalot and Jones all walk for free. That is spectacular mismanagement. It would have been cheaper and possibly a more successful endeavour for United to literally just take half a billion pounds in cash then set fire to it in the middle of the centre circle. Sure it would have been a waste too but maybe some homeless folks could have kept warm or something.
- People seem to be working out that a Board member at a midtable Russian team who has won the same amount of career trophies as Alan Pardew might not be the saviour and inventor of German football. Who would have guessed?
- Greenwood has saved Rashford's United career because Sancho was going to take that left sided spot off him eventually and he would have ended up at Wolves. Sancho now has to plug the gap on the right which gives Marcus a PSG away sized reprieve.
- Varane going from playing next to Ramos to now playing next to Harry Maguire is the biggest climbdown since that bloke who fell off a mountain
- They still won't finish 4th