United Thread - 2021/22

[halfcenturyup]

They'll go nicely with the cabbages in the stands...

Bubble and squeak.

 

[KentBlue]

How in the name of good fuck have they been able to shoehorn halland into utd needing a striker and making it seem that they would be at the front of the queue for him,absolutely baffling fawning piece from the bbc suppose he could go there if they busted the transfer record by about 200mill and wages to match if any club could get away with it with the backing of the press it would be these chancers,not that I think it would ever happen anyhow..

I think Haaland and/or his agent are attempting to lead the rags up the garden path. He's leading them on by fluttering his eyelashes and sending out the 'come-and-get-me' signals but has no intention of ever going there.
Not just because the pikey ended his dad's career, in itself a good enough reason, but he can see the downwards trajectory the verminous rags are on and doesn't to be a part of that - understandably.

But oddly enough, I also believe the rags themselves are aware of his position: ie, he wouldn't sign for that club under any condition. But they are milking the publicity for all their worth, gaining plenty of clicks and tabloid headlines along the way, taking the focus off all the turmoil that appears to be engulfing the swamp-dwellers.

 

[give it to gordon]

Don't know if this has been posted before and 2000 plus pages are a lot to go through to find out. An enentertaining 10 minutes of Comedy frolic.

There is no way he should be near the England squad. But he will be in it and that shows why I don't really follow the National side

 

[Blue Mist]

I think Haaland and/or his agent are attempting to lead the rags up the garden path. He's leading them on by fluttering his eyelashes and sending out the 'come-and-get-me' signals but has no intention of ever going there.
Not just because the pikey ended his dad's career, in itself a good enough reason, but he can see the downwards trajectory the verminous rags are on and doesn't to be a part of that - understandably.

But oddly enough, I also believe the rags themselves are aware of his position: ie, he wouldn't sign for that club under any condition. But they are milking the publicity for all their worth, gaining plenty of clicks and tabloid headlines along the way, taking the focus off all the turmoil that appears to be engulfing the swamp-dwellers.

I wish Haaland would issue a press statement saying as a result of that assault he would never sign for the scum.
Sadly it won't happen as his agent will use them to drive up the price/wages.

 

[M16 citeh]

'Manchester United's 31-year-old Spanish goalkeeper David de Gea says a "curse" must be behind the club's recent lack of trophies'

That curse is called peps City you fucking clown!

 

[TravisBickle]

Don't know if this has been posted before and 2000 plus pages are a lot to go through to find out. An enentertaining 10 minutes of Comedy frolic.

Half a season worth of fuck ups lasting 10 minutes…scary shit!
Only thing missing from this vid is the Benny Hill tune on a continuous loop!

 

[14aguero]

Half a season worth of fuck ups lasting 10 minutes…scary shit!
Only thing missing from this vid is the Benny Hill tune on a continuous loop!

Incredulous that he is their captain. Their striker, such as he is, had won things there before his emancipation from the bond of slavery. So has their GK. Yet, Harry is their captain.

 

[oldhamblue]

Incredulous that he is their captain. Their striker, such as he is, had won things there before his emancipation from the bond of slavery. So has their GK. Yet, Harry is their captain.

Just imagine how much that rankles other players in the dressing room. All the foreign players know he's nowhere near good enough for the Premier League. So let's hope he leads them to the Championship

 

[14aguero]

Just imagine how much that rankles other players in the dressing room. All the foreign players know he's nowhere near good enough for the Premier League. So let's hope he leads them to the Championship

I remember Fernandinho nearly strangling newly arrived Mahrez by his neck because he wasn't pressing intensely enough during the Liverpool match. None of other City players dared to come between Fernandinho and Mahrez. Imagine Harry having a word with their striker for this and that.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

United fans themselves are destroying that club. All those fans want is lots of money spending on Hollywood signings.

"We want Sanchez, we demand maguire, we need Pogba"

Lately they've been saying instead of spending 80m on a maguire buy 2 or 3 players. Let's be sensible (let's do it like city)

Now they're going for poch they want to spend lots on kane. At 29! They never learn. I think that's the only way they can beat us by spending more money.

I am so glad we're not as over bloated as them.