United Thread - 2021/22

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I nearly added “bet they can’t even spell mediocrity”. Honestly!

They don’t need to learn to spell that word until they achieve mediocrity.

And they’re well below that standard now.

 

[Shaggy]

WTF!

What an absolute twunt, they were more like a despised ginger step brother

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They don’t need to learn to spell that word until they achieve mediocrity.

And they’re well below that standard now.

Yet they think it’s just round the corner. :-)

 

[East Level 2]

Yet they think it’s just round the corner. :-)

Which corner? They've turned more corners than Clarkson at the Nurbergring!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Which corner? They've turned more corners than Clarkson at the Nurbergring!!

Ironically, when Ole was at the wheel, they kept turning corners, but kept being overtaken by Clarkson in his diesel.

 

[Bollo]

As is my habit after a pleasing weekend’s results I head over to Ragcafe to enjoy the warm aroma of boiled red piss. Except I’m finding that recently I take less pleasure than I used to in their whinging and wailing. I’m beginning to wonder if the collective misery coming from Old Toilet is like an addictive drug and over time you can develop a tolerance. I’ve considered going over to RAWK but that’s the footy-forum equivalent of fentanyl.

The rags need to raise their game. Ragnick recommending getting Roy Keane in? Big Sam? Extend Phil the Face’s contract to 2030? Come on the Glazers, serve up some more eggy shit for your fans to chow down on.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

What an absolute twunt, they were more like a depsised ginger step brother

They were like the school bully, who had rich parents and lorded it over everyone, cheating in exams and sports.

Now they're like going to a school reunion years later and the historic bully being a feeble middle aged man, whose dad went bankrupt and had to move them into a 2-bed terrace from their opulent farmhouse, and who wouldn't say boo to a goose.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

As is my habit after a pleasing weekend’s results I head over to Ragcafe to enjoy the warm aroma of boiled red piss. Except I’m finding that recently I take less pleasure than I used to in their whinging and wailing. I’m beginning to wonder if the collective misery coming from Old Toilet is like an addictive drug and over time you can develop a tolerance. I’ve considered going over to RAWK but that’s the footy-forum equivalent of fentanyl.

The rags need to raise their game. Ragnick recommending getting Roy Keane in? Big Sam? Extend Phil the Face’s contract to 2030? Come on the Glazers, serve up some more eggy shit for your fans to chow down on.

Sounds like you need to give yourself a break from Sadcafe until a momentous defeat happens. You’re getting bored by their increasing acceptance of being boringly shit.

 

[Shaggy]

They were like the school bully, who had rich parents and lorded it over everyone, cheating in exams and sports.

Now they're like going to a school reunion years later and the historic bully being a feeble middle aged man, whose dad went bankrupt and had to move them into a 2-bed terrace from their opulent farms house, and who wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Most excellent, well said Prestwich

 

[Chak19]

Loving some of the replies from utd fans on there back then. "Let's all laugh at Manchester City", "WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR STATUE RIO FERDINAND", etc etc

Poor twats never learn. honestly I was also a bit worried when they got him, I knew his legs were gone but I thought he'd get them plenty of goals but it turns out he also can't finish anymore, how stupid was I.