United Thread - 2021/22

[mike1923]

They were like the school bully, who had rich parents and lorded it over everyone, cheating in exams and sports.

Now they're like going to a school reunion years later and the historic bully being a feeble middle aged man, whose dad went bankrupt and had to move them into a 2-bed terrace from their opulent farms house, and who wouldn't say boo to a goose.

I love you x

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I love you x

Steady on!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

From the way he talks about us we should just give him a shit butty.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

They were like the school bully, who had rich parents and lorded it over everyone, cheating in exams and sports.

Now they're like going to a school reunion years later and the historic bully being a feeble middle aged man, whose dad went bankrupt and had to move them into a 2-bed terrace from their opulent farmhouse, and who wouldn't say boo to a goose.

And he doesn’t have much to offer the women in the way of looks/charisma anymore, so just to feel less tragic about it all, every Friday he spaffs his entire wages on a different horrible brass who looks 10 years younger than she actually is and he only realises what a bad deal he’s made once he’s fronted up the cash

 

[theres only one carlito]

They were like the school bully, who had rich parents and lorded it over everyone, cheating in exams and sports.

Now they're like going to a school reunion years later and the historic bully being a feeble middle aged man, whose dad went bankrupt and had to move them into a 2-bed terrace from their opulent farmhouse, and who wouldn't say boo to a goose.

Nout wrong with a two bed terrace.

 

[crazyg]

Nout wrong with a two bed terrace.

Luxury.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Fuck off bastards I hate you you're shit.
Think I covered all bases there.

 

[manimanc]

Nout wrong with a two bed terrace.

Here here.
And I had woodchip wallpaper.
Some people don't know they're born.

 

[TravisBickle]

As is my habit after a pleasing weekend’s results I head over to Ragcafe to enjoy the warm aroma of boiled red piss. Except I’m finding that recently I take less pleasure than I used to in their whinging and wailing. I’m beginning to wonder if the collective misery coming from Old Toilet is like an addictive drug and over time you can develop a tolerance. I’ve considered going over to RAWK but that’s the footy-forum equivalent of fentanyl.

The rags need to raise their game. Ragnick recommending getting Roy Keane in? Big Sam? Extend Phil the Face’s contract to 2030? Come on the Glazers, serve up some more eggy shit for your fans to chow down on.

Rawk = Fentanyl. So funny and yet so true lol

 

[theres only one carlito]

Here here.
And I had woodchip wallpaper.
Some people don't know they're born.

So did i! Right up to the artex. Kids these days.