United Thread - 2021/22

[Ribble73]

That’s provided they lose on Sunday…

Don’t worry -PGMOL have Oliver on the case to make sure they are looked after and the EPL “Brand” is protected against the Evil Interloper

 

[give it to gordon]

The rags have been cheating simple cunts like him for 60 years, the penny has only dropped after close to a decade of mediocrity and watching City break records for fun…
He’s the epitome of their deluded, self entitled scumbag fan base …!! Fake news, fake accent…!!!

Tate " they are a team of individuals " lol

Does he mean a group of individuals because by definition a team is a group of people working together. ;)

 

[M12Blue]

The rags have been cheating simple cunts like him for 60 years, the penny has only dropped after close to a decade of mediocrity and watching City break records for fun…
He’s the epitome of their deluded, self entitled scumbag fan base …!! Fake news, fake accent…!!!

Bit harsh, we’ll never be as big as them until we have a nursery rhyme chant about them

 

[Blue Feather]

Utd have a new song



Rhythm is a dancer
Anthony Elanga
Try and stop him if you dare
Comes from Scandinavia
He’s United Saviour
Scoring goals from everywhere
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa oh you should see him in the air
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa-oh, o-oh, o-oh

Spurs were using this for Son Heung-Min AGES ago.....another Pete Boyle 'I thought of this....'

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Ronaldo is a wanker

Shaw looks like a tanker

Bruno falls down anywhere


Horse spunk caused your failure

Glazers are your saviours

We are laughing everywhere

Woa - oh...

A work of art.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Bit harsh, we’ll never be as big as them until we have a nursery rhyme chant about them

We had
U-N-I---T-E-D
That spells feckin debt to me...

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Ronaldo is a wanker

Shaw looks like a tanker

Bruno falls down anywhere


Horse spunk caused your failure

Glazers are your saviours

We are laughing everywhere

Woa - oh...

Cole Porter.

 

[1961_vintage]

Cole Porter.

Grammy Soon Come.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Ronaldo is a wanker

Shaw looks like a tanker

Bruno falls down anywhere


Horse spunk caused your failure

Glazers are your saviours

We are laughing everywhere

Woa - oh...

it s a banger.... sing it loud!!!

 

[jacko74]

Weird things go missing in the universe when it comes to United.

1 remember them breaking in to the swamp and getting on the pitch protesting before the liverpool game last season meaning the game was abandoned , said there would be an investigation and possible points deduction. heard much about this lately? Nope

2 mason greenwood all over social media and the news . He was arrested but don’t think he was charged ? heard much on this lately ? Nope.

I was going to mention Greenwood.. I thought police had 28 days to issue charges after releasing someone on bail pending further investigation, how long has it been now?