United Thread - 2021/22

[give it to gordon]

Have it !

What a fucking shambles of a club lol

Long may it continue

They just gave up ! Professional sportsmen just gave up.

Apart from de Gea the rest were an embarrassment to the profession of football.

Good lolol

 

[M16 citeh]

I couldn't believe as I watched their players down tools after the 3rd. Not a shitty challenge, not a player or coaching staff bollocking players doing token presses, nothing. It was shameful, when we were shit at least you could see our players cared, pogba came off and showed no annoyance, mcsummatorother was the only one looking pissed off but I think that was because foden, silva, etc bullied him physically and it broke him. To see foden out muscling awb and slabhead was golden, it showed not only are our tiny players more technically gifted, they have bigger balls and more grit, determination. Big problems there, more than what's being said and I absolutely love it.

I don't like the narrative that they downed tools. We bullied them into submission is the way I saw it

 

[Sir peace frog]

masterplan, target uniteds right back ,knowing he is fast ,so put phil,cancelo,bernie and jack around him hahaha ,hes fucking wank and we put some of the most skillful players in world football within 5 feet of him,haha wouldn't surprise me if he retired tomorrow :)

 

[splinter]

Work will be amusing this morning

Chest out enjoy

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Always great to see the 2 greedy poisonous bastards Fergie and Gill sat with there new ceo getting a beating.

Fergie came for the football, stayed for the wine.

 

[Vienna_70]

We heard on BBC Manchester on the way to Etihad yesterday that the club has yet to speak to rag Nick about who is to become the permanent manager.

He's supposed to be there in a consultation rôle and they haven’t consulted him?

That’s just staggering.

 

[give it to gordon]

On a footnote

Watching the rags do their warm up. They looked a total unorganised shambles. Some players just walking around not interested.
They just seemed to want to such take shots.

I have seen pubs team warm up better with a pint and a fag in hand on a hung over Sunday morning.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I’ve come to the conclusion, that they are not very good

I've been up all night working on a sophisticated, empirical model that takes inputs from various sources, including game stats and financial projections.

I've then used advanced statistical techniques to correlate all these figures and the conclusion is that they are, in fact, fucking shit.

 

[bobmcfc]

Thought Neville was very disrespectful to Micah.

 

[Akira]

Some rumors circulating that Rangnick told Ronaldo he won't be starting in the derby, to opt for a more defensive approach, and Ronaldo refused to be included in the squad entirely.

Brilliant if true.