United Thread - 2021/22

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I've been up all night working on a sophisticated, empirical model that takes inputs from various sources, including game stats and financial projections.

I've then used advanced statistical techniques to correlate all these figures and the conclusion is that they are, in fact, fucking shit.
Thank God you've finished that project - it's official, then!
 
Five live on way home,call after call,"I've supported Utd for 50 odd years,and I'm done,blah blah blah "

I mean seriously what did they expect,playing away at the current champions,leaders and arguably best team around for fuck sake,if their frustrations are bubbling after the 0-0 home draw v fucking Watford then say it,but don't talk about them throwing the towel in at our place,they were proven for what they are,fucking shite.

We all know it,we have all seen it all season,below average football team,and in their hearts they know that coming away with a 4-1 defeat was a result,as it could have been 7,easily
 
Five live on way home,call after call,"I've supported Utd for 50 odd years,and I'm done,blah blah blah "
I noticed that and it reminded me of being back at school when they were relegated and when we came back after the summer holidays one particular loudmouth rag had swapped allegiances and had a brand new Oldham Athletic bag
 
They are lightyears away from us and the gap is getting bigger. The odd derby Day result in their favour means nothing.

Year on year they are finding new ways to do things backwards.

They are at a near ultimate peak now of foolishness. Hiring a bloke more famous for seemingly showing the likes of Tuchel what to not do rather than achieve anything as a manager himself.

The squad clearly has no respect for him or any of his staff. This nonsense of an interim manager and then going to a consultancy role is the sort of shite you see at a business just before it goes bust.

Rat boy Neville likened it to when Chelsea have used Avram Grant or Hiddink but not mentioning the fact that those squads were so strong and basically managed themselves. The rags are a squad of petulant children on massive wages and high on entitlement.

Not sure where it comes from when you consider 90% of the squad has won fuck all, must be all that mold growing around old trafford that's giving them headaches.

Some seem to be waking up to what's happening and the likes of Keane etc acknowledge that it's not just a defeat anymore, it's a schooling. It's a defeat against a team that plays football so well that even the rags couldn't muster a similar performance on FIFA 22.

A billion spent on wages and transfer fees and not a single player gets in the squad for us.

The glazers aren't interested in performances, the cheques keep arriving.

Long may it continue.
 
I noticed that and it reminded me of being back at school when they were relegated and when we came back after the summer holidays one particular loudmouth rag had swapped allegiances and had a brand new Oldham Athletic bag

Hahaha, I'd be surprised if it was Oldham these days mate,however FC United is always gonna be an option I guess.
 
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