United Thread - 2021/22

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Ralov Ragnickov who is the Strategic Coordinator United Moscow has presented a document praising the might of the two great Red Armies.
* Fake news that both Red Armies haven’t a pot to piss in.
* Fake news that both are relying on obsolete weapons such as the PR37 and AK47.
* Fake news that both defence strategies are in tatters. The Stalingrad strategy being somewhat better than the Leicester Line.
*Fake news that both organisations are not to be feared in Europe despite recent pathetic results.
* Fake news that the respective media campaigns print anything but the truth.

Ragnickov pointed out that people should believe recent results and insisted that the Worlds Greatest Club (sic) were currently Top of the Premier league and in the quarter finals of the Champions League.
 
dickie davies said:
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We aren’t the champions!
 
KS55 said:
Odd isn't it ? Plays ok for England and shite for the rags. Is the difference the opponents or the colleagues he is surrounded by at the swamp?
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Big split in rag dressing room between the foreign lads and the English. The preening narcissist and roland rat believe Maguire isn't good enough for the rags and shouldn't be captain. They also think the English contingent are overpaid shite -Rashford, Shaw, Wan Bissaka, Sancho, Maguire.

They practically demanded their Portugese compatriots Telles and Dialot start as full backs
 
oldhamblue said:
Big split in rag dressing room between the foreign lads and the English. The preening narcissist and roland rat believe Maguire isn't good enough for the rags and shouldn't be captain. They also think the English contingent are overpaid shite -Rashford, Shaw, Wan Bissaka, Sancho, Maguire.

They practically demanded their Portugese compatriots Telles and Dialot start as full backs
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Says who?
 
KS55 said:
Odd isn't it ? Plays ok for England and shite for the rags. Is the difference the opponents or the colleagues he is surrounded by at the swamp?
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Tbf Pickford is decent for England and shite for us, but then our backline is dreadful as well so it's not all on mine.
 
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