United Thread - 2021/22

[Blue Til Death]

I know he’s crap, but seriously what is wrong with these people!

It was probably a Greek Chelsea fan

 

[citizen_maine]

Theyve appointed someone who seems to know what hes doing

He's joined the rags. He clearly doesn't

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

The Rags have only gone and done it again. Every time we want a player, they swoop in and nab him.
So when they heard us chanting “we want Ten” at the last Derby game…

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Does this mean they've got a chance of signing Sneijder?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

The police said they wanted to carry out a controlled explosion, sadly maguire tripped over & the bomb bounced off his shin for a corner.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

GPC.

Yep…this could get quite entertaining as the new boy- if he’s really in charge, tells the old purple nosed albatross hanging round their neck to do one.
Fun times ahead.

 

[manimanc]

I don't know enough about the geezer but I'm sure the media will be swearing him in as the second coming, white smoke will be spotted over sky sports news towers, he'll be compared to Johan Cruyff and he'll get the same blueprint shite story they gave mourinho and noddy.

I'll stick my neck out and say he'll be gone by Christmas with the rags in the bottom 3.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I thought they advertised for a Tent Peg, to secure the tarp, plugging the hole in the roof at old toilet .. Someone has fucked up here methinks …!

 

[Thornliebank]

Sky Sports app. Top eight stories about Man United. Normal service has been resumed it would seem with that lot.

 

[paulchapo]

No idea how this is going to pan out. He has to clear a lot of dross and egotistical tossers out of that dressing room if he can get buyers for them. He then has to get top quality replacements in. The club has to hope the players gel with him and go with his methods. If....and it's a big if....it all goes to plan they could unfortunately be challenging at the top again fairly quickly. They are in better nick than we were in 2008 and it only took us three years to start winning trophies.