United Thread - 2021/22

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

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They should have taken a leaf out of Brentford's book and not said it.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Lobotomy.

Happened years ago Ted :-)

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Absolute wank

 

[Vienna_70]

I can’t be arsed looking through the remaining pages to see if anyone has posted this today.

Fuck it, I don’t care, it’s worth repeating anyway:

 

[KS55]

Is it:
1. City to go out of business
2. Liverpool to go out of business
3. Chelsea to go out of business
4. Arsenal to go out of business
5. Spurs to go out of business
6. West Ham to go out of business

1. City relegated for issuing false accounts. (Evidence from Redshirts)
2. Liverpool relegated. Cults not allowed in the prem.
3. Chelsea relegated for funding Russian invasion.
4. Arsenal relegated for,er, being Arsenal.
5. Spurs super dooper new stadium falls down due to cheese foundations.
6. Wham turn into a giant dildo. (Get in).
7. Rags scrape into 4th place behind Leicester, Brentford, Villa
and return to CL. Where they are beaten in the preliminary round by the champions of Lichtenstein.
8. Rags sack Ten Bob.

 

[KS55]

Surely the rag strapline is:
Working together to go backwards into the future and to provide pocket money for the Glazers.

 

[citizen_maine]

Surely the rag strapline is:
Working together to go backwards into the future and to provide pocket money for the Glazers.

What about "Turning a corner"?

 

[Asa's left peg]

Looking at the table, it looks like they have secured eighth place - can't see the barcodes catching them. Still feels like they are punching above their weight, though.

 

[bluethrunthru]

In the last 24hrs I have read that their dressing room is toxic plus WreckitRalph is preparing a "dossier of shame" on each player to hand to Tent Peg - what a fucking mess they are in

 

[Sky Blue]

Gives me so much pleasure when they get twatted. Well, apart from the other night but deep down still funny.