United Thread - 2021/22

[Platt Lane veteran]

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Known as “The Uwe Rosler gap”.

 

[55yr old teenager]

look up the definition of irrelevant and their name will appear

Just got back from hols in Spain. Met a nice Norwegan couple. He asked us where we were from. When I told him Manchester he asked who I supported, I told him City then told him I hated LiVARpool. After chatting about us possibly getting Haaland, and how bad united were his response was that they were irrelevant at the moment. I said that hopefully they will remain irrelevant for a long long time.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

In their last 6 league games 5 points from a possible 18.
Tent peg really has his work cut out with that utter shambles.
Has no clue as to the complete shitstorm he is letting himself in for.
I have no sympathy for him.

 

[city2]

Didn’t think this thread was still active, thought we only covered teams of any reverlance

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

Didn’t think this thread was still active, thought we only covered teams of any reverlance

Never ever stop taking the piss out of the rags.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Hi guys.
I am an aspiring poet I hope to make my way into the big time, maybe one of them Saturday night slots, Britain's Got Talent ?
Anyway here's my offering to ITV
Fuck em all
Fuck em all
The long the short and the tall
If you see any red shit
Then fuckin' well boot it
Come on the lads fuck em all.

You’re through to the next round

(Unlike the rags)

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Didn’t think this thread was still active, thought we only covered teams of any reverlance

But United are the gift that keep on giving!

 

[Bill the Blue]

I'm off for a few beers with 3 rags tomorrow, (me and 3 rags ffs, I won't let the team down, promise) do I talk football or do I need to be diplomatic and bang in about kids and holidays?

I know the answer but just need a second opinion..

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

But United are the gift that keep on giving!

With that sort of attitude you could be an agent for one of their players in no time.

 

[Nellies left peg]

With that sort of attitude you could be an agent for one of their players in no time.

Luckily enough there is a vacancy for someone to take the rags to the cleaners.