United Thread - 2021/22

[1961_vintage]

Why he then chose to go to the circus is a different matter

Being regularly rimmed by the media regardless of how shit you actually are is obviously good for the brand.

 

[Aba452]

The mouth breathers do seem to be at a low of despair, even though they've got the inventor of football already there ready to snare the hottest prospects from Austria, and the man who's more Pep than Pep said yes!

There are more 'nited fans in the universe than flies round dogshit, rather appropriately. I have some literary inspiration for the great unwashed, if you'll indulge me:

Seek deeper meaning from

The Life of Pies (for Luke "Gregg's" Shaw)

Zen and the art of stadium maintenance (David Gill likes this)

The Loneliness of the long distance interim Manager (Ralf and Eric big fans)

The Art of Woahhh (Giggsy will have time to catch up at Her Majesty's pleasure)

The Hobbit (Bestest dna enhanced Norwegian legend)

The Shining (Fake Ronnie and Varane's do's)

Who goes there? (Wan Bissaka)

The Old Man and the Se(a)(man) (Tyrannicus caledoni)

The Iron Man (Harry the Head)

Brave New World (Ed 3 planks, still miss him!)

The Great Gatsby (Young Jessie is a big fan of Leo Di Cap, innit)

Is your mama a llama? (Donut Dave's fave)

Can you think of any more?!?

 

[JASR]

The mouth breathers do seem to be at a low of despair, even though they've got the inventor of football already there ready to snare the hottest prospects from Austria, and the man who's more Pep than Pep said yes!

There are more 'nited fans in the universe than flies round dogshit, rather appropriately. I have some literary inspiration for the great unwashed, if you'll indulge me:

Seek deeper meaning from

The Life of Pies (for Luke "Gregg's" Shaw)

Zen and the art of stadium maintenance (David Gill likes this)

The Loneliness of the long distance interim Manager (Ralf and Eric big fans)

The Art of Woahhh (Giggsy will have time to catch up at Her Majesty's pleasure)

The Hobbit (Bestest dna enhanced Norwegian legend)

The Shining (Fake Ronnie and Varane's do's)

Who goes there? (Wan Bissaka)

The Old Man and the Se(a)(man) (Tyrannicus caledoni)

The Iron Man (Harry the Head)

Brave New World (Ed 3 planks, still miss him!)

The Great Gatsby (Young Jessie is a big fan of Leo Di Cap, innit)

Is your mama a llama? (Donut Dave's fave)

Can you think of any more?!?

They are Charles Dickens fans:

at the start of the season ‘great expectations’

mid season realisation ‘a tale of two cities’

Ole’s sacking and Rangnick appointment ‘The Haunted Man and the Ghost's Bargain’

The general mood in the stadium ‘bleak house’

The reason it’s all gone crap ‘our mutual friend’

The future ‘hard times’ & ‘the old curiosity shop’

tick tock ‘the chimes’

 

[Gray]

Well his career progressed very well until the wise move of going united. Stay at city, get next to no minutes with the likes of sane, sterling, Bernardo, mahrez either already being there or recruited for your position. Foden wouldn’t have stuck about if he wasn’t a blue

But Foden is World class, Sancho isn’t.

 

[HelloCity]

Well his career progressed very well until the wise move of going united. Stay at city, get next to no minutes with the likes of sane, sterling, Bernardo, mahrez either already being there or recruited for your position. Foden wouldn’t have stuck about if he wasn’t a blue

Who has the better career now, Foden or Sancho?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Wonder how the season ticket sales will go this year at the toilet? They normally get embroiled in some transfer scrap just to flog the tickets. Last year it was Ronaldo. What will they pull out of the bag this summer?

Scholes out of retirement again?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

They are Charles Dickens fans:

at the start of the season ‘great expectations’

mid season realisation ‘a tale of two cities’

Ole’s sacking and Rangnick appointment ‘The Haunted Man and the Ghost's Bargain’

The general mood in the stadium ‘bleak house’

The reason it’s all gone crap ‘our mutual friend’

The future ‘hard times’ & ‘the old curiosity shop’

tick tock ‘the chimes’

David Crapp on field?

 

[bennyboy]

Gossip page Lingard might stay.lol

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Pound Shop Pep needs to sell 20 players, buy 20 players and keep team spirit and the budget in control. Well that’s not gonna happen. They are fucked and it is all their own doing.

spent £1.5b on egos that sell shirts rather than players they need to pacify shareholders and stock markets.

fucking hilarious

and they still blame the glazers who have delivered everything they stamped their feet for. Big name signings and big name managers.

imagine us lot protesting about finishing 7th in the 80’s.

spoilt over privileged glory hunting non manc bell ends. Fuck em all

Their protests are an insult to every one of the teams below them in the rest of the football league.

hope they get relegated and never return.

Zebra pant cunts

Is Ten Hag building Ajax 2.0?

Will Rashford become Sebastian Haller?
Can Bruno Fernandes become Dusan Tadic?

 

[chedinho]

Why the fuck is Ushited v Brentford on telly tomorrow? Would it have anything to do with the fact it's their final home game of the season? If ever there was a dead rubber then this is it.

Next week you Have Leicester v Everton and Arsenal v Leeds, both have a lot riding on the result, yet the TV pick is Brighton v Ushited. Questions do need to be asked in high places, this constant biaed match selection really does need to be challenged.

Fucking disgraceful. As Kammy would say, unbelievable Jeff

I watched Brentford v Spurs.
i thought their keeper was really good with his distribution.
it will be worth watching as I think Brentford can beat them.
I would predict a five goal margin. If they were at Erickson level of passing.
So I’m going for Utd nil Brentford four.