The mouth breathers do seem to be at a low of despair, even though they've got the inventor of football already there ready to snare the hottest prospects from Austria, and the man who's more Pep than Pep said yes!
There are more 'nited fans in the universe than flies round dogshit, rather appropriately. I have some literary inspiration for the great unwashed, if you'll indulge me:
Seek deeper meaning from
The Life of Pies (for Luke "Gregg's" Shaw)
Zen and the art of stadium maintenance (David Gill likes this)
The Loneliness of the long distance interim Manager (Ralf and Eric big fans)
The Art of Woahhh (Giggsy will have time to catch up at Her Majesty's pleasure)
The Hobbit (Bestest dna enhanced Norwegian legend)
The Shining (Fake Ronnie and Varane's do's)
Who goes there? (Wan Bissaka)
The Old Man and the Se(a)(man) (Tyrannicus caledoni)
The Iron Man (Harry the Head)
Brave New World (Ed 3 planks, still miss him!)
The Great Gatsby (Young Jessie is a big fan of Leo Di Cap, innit)
Is your mama a llama? (Donut Dave's fave)
Can you think of any more?!?