United Thread - 2021/22

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So by my calculations the max points the rags will finish on is 64. Arse have 63 and better goals so just need a point out of the last 4 games to deny rags CL. Spuds on 61 also much better goal difference.
My calculations make it the only possible way the rag can make top 4 is if arsenal and Tottenham draw,even then they will have to catch up an 11 goal difference.
 
Another protest. At this rate they’ll have had more protests than trophies in the last decade. Get your zebra pants washed and ironed. Fucking melts


What do we want? Ten Haag Out!!!!
When do we want it? Now!!!
 
The mouth breathers do seem to be at a low of despair, even though they've got the inventor of football already there ready to snare the hottest prospects from Austria, and the man who's more Pep than Pep said yes!

There are more 'nited fans in the universe than flies round dogshit, rather appropriately. I have some literary inspiration for the great unwashed, if you'll indulge me:

Seek deeper meaning from

The Life of Pies (for Luke "Gregg's" Shaw)

Zen and the art of stadium maintenance (David Gill likes this)

The Loneliness of the long distance interim Manager (Ralf and Eric big fans)

The Art of Woahhh (Giggsy will have time to catch up at Her Majesty's pleasure)

The Hobbit (Bestest dna enhanced Norwegian legend)

The Shining (Fake Ronnie and Varane's do's)

Who goes there? (Wan Bissaka)

The Old Man and the Se(a)(man) (Tyrannicus caledoni)

The Iron Man (Harry the Head)

Brave New World (Ed 3 planks, still miss him!)

The Great Gatsby (Young Jessie is a big fan of Leo Di Cap, innit)

Is your mama a llama? (Donut Dave's fave)

Can you think of any more?!?
Nine Years of Shite (Twelve Years A Slave)

The Day of the Donkeys (The Day of the Jackal)

The Team That Went Out to the Cold
 
Another protest. At this rate they’ll have had more protests than trophies in the last decade. Get your zebra pants washed and ironed. Fucking melts


73rd minute walk out? Old school, City fans have done that for years!!
 
So hopefully any intention they had of signing Rice and Kane must surely have disappeared with their lack of CL football next season?

Can‘t see Ronaldo wanting to hang around to play in Kazakhstan on a Thursday night either.

Quite a downgrade for Sancho as well after playing in the CL for Dortmund every season.
A few months ago here was a report that Ronaldo would leave if they only got into the Europa League. Newest rumour is he will go back to Real Madrid in the summer.

Players such as Rice, Kane, Neves, Bellingham, et al who have been touted as on their shopping list must be busy instructing their agents to ignore any overtures from the swamp.
 
Prior to beating rags and Chelsea arsenal managed just 3 points from the previous 5 games. With a run in of West Ham , Leeds , spurs , Newcastle and Everton I can see them having bit of a wobble again.
Compare that to the rags remaining fixtures being Brentford ,Brighton and palace.
I am an always expect the worst and anything else is a bonus kinda guy
I think you can lay off the worry pills after today's results. Pity that West Ham didn't win though as that would have pushed the rags further down the table.
 
I'm off for a few beers with 3 rags tomorrow, (me and 3 rags ffs, I won't let the team down, promise) do I talk football or do I need to be diplomatic and bang in about kids and holidays?

I know the answer but just need a second opinion..
Just ask them for directions to Old Trafford ....................................... cricket ground that is!!!!!!

Odds are they won't even know there are two grounds in that part of the country.
 
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