United Thread - 2021/22

[GOULDYBOBS]

 

[Blue Mist]

Rags.
Absolutely bizarre.
Beyond any kind of comprehension whatsoever.
Been at a get together this afternoon, bloke I sort of know from a few such like family/friends do’s in the past decided to educate me.
City‘s ban from the CL was purely down to, wait for this………….
The overpayment we made on the KdB transfer. The reason the evidence came from Germany was because Volkswagen tipped off the papers because they refused the back handers from, yep you guessed it, Saudi.
City paid off CAS, it’s easy to do apparently and has happened many times before - in fact it’s ’all over the internet’!’
He was glad we got knocked out of the CL because we’ve not made our money organically. He’s a ‘massive’ rag and never misses a game on the telly, he spends as much as me apparently £300 this last season to get all the games on a dodgy box. Pretty sure I paid £655 for this season and done a couple of decent aways too - couldn’t be arsed putting him right on that.
My missus had ‘that‘ look on her face at this point.
Of course football is shite these days because of City’s money.
I have had a fucking shit week in work, at this point I would have fancied my chances with Tyson Fury.
I just said, ‘ Wow you liverpool fans are something else’ then walked away.
Mrs said he looked like a goldfish ( probably had the same memory span too) as I walked away. Didn’t even realise I had that much restraint within me.
I fucking hate them with a passion and will never ever forgive nor forget that bastard banner.
I would have taken him on and put him right ordinarily but, have they become that irrelevant?

The Pope can’t be wrong surely.

I have a relative on my wife's side that is just like that. The only two differences, one he goes so he thinks that makes him an expert and second, i dont listen to all the shite like you did.

 

[cheekybids]

Players are probably pissed off at having to train during the closed season

what I love about this is the free transfers they need, swap pogba for dembele & expect a different result.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

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awww bless hes been on holiday... Bronzed n all that.

 

[LongsightM13]

Grown human men

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Rumours are that it was Lingard and Maguire who were fighting at training. Not sure who I’d want to lose more in that bout tbh.

Child abuse then, you cant go round hitting a minor.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Wonder who the 2 players scrapping in training were (reported by custis)

None of the players look like the have the energy to fight. I reckon it was probably canteen staff.

 

[jimharri]

Both? Haha

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Rumours are that it was Lingard and Maguire who were fighting at training. Not sure who I’d want to lose more in that bout tbh.

Slabhead probably said to him 'Do you know who I am?' and Lingaard naturally answered 'Never seen you before, mate'.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

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Bobby Charlton isn't getting any younger.