United Thread - 2021/22

[freshie]

He hates them already

 

[JASR]

Maybe Rooney was so irresistibly attracted to the elderly because he knew he’d look like one before he was 40. The fucking state of the ****.

I'm... ahem... 53... but this weekend I've had 2 complete strangers (without paying) try and guess my age...and they both said 42 (I must have life, universe and everything).

result!

Edit: oh, and yes, i'm younger looking than Rooney, even in my own eyes.

 

[waspish]

He hates them already

Hahaha they’ll actually asked about that Embarrassing

 

[mexico1970]

Hahaha they’ll actually asked about that Embarrassing

If he's as serious as he appears to be he's going to leave skid marks on the floor when he sees an exit chance.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

He hates them already

Haha looks a longterm appointment with that little tune.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

He hates them already

Ive heard it.. here goes
4 Haag. 5 Haag - macarena
6 Haag.7 Haag - macarena
8 Haag.9 Haag - macarena
Ten HAAAAAG!! - another failure.

 

[Keep the Faith]

All this nonsence with the granny shagger and the match being fixed makes me wonder if the Sunderland match was also fixed, as It was a United to win to even be in the frame for the title

 

[horlock_was_super]

I'm... ahem... 53... but this weekend I've had 2 complete strangers (without paying) try and guess my age...and they both said 42 (I must have life, universe and everything).

result!

Edit: oh, and yes, i'm younger looking that Rooney, even in my own eyes.

Big fucking deal! I am 57 and got told they thought I was about 35..........

Though the lady does have 'issues' and it was over the phone ;)

 

[TravisBickle]

Absolutely love it that he’s still so rattled 10 yrs on. Stupendous!!

You tell him Tyler!

 

[Blue Mist]

Big fucking deal! I am 57 and got told they thought I was about 35..........

Though the lady does have 'issues' and it was over the phone ;)

Big deal. I keep getting told I'm 12.

Or at least I'm acting like it. Mrs Mist has a sharp tongue.