United Thread - 2021/22

[Man-chester copperpot]

Okay Ladies and Gentleman, we all know it’s going to happen so why don’t we have a bit of fun for when it does…..
This Arsewipe of a club are 100% going to get help via V.A.R. and be awarded more and more penalties this season (because a successful man united is a successful premier league blah blah blah)

How many penalties will they be awarded this season in the premier league?

I’ll go with 16

Whoever gets the correct amount will get a couple of pints off me in the Townley after the last game (if you can be arsed coming in)

 

[JASR]

Okay Ladies and Gentleman, we all know it’s going to happen so why don’t we have a bit of fun for when it does…..
This Arsewipe of a club are 100% going to get help via V.A.R. and be awarded more and more penalties this season (because a successful man united is a successful premier league blah blah blah)

How many penalties will they be awarded this season in the premier league?

I’ll go with 16

Whoever gets the correct amount will get a couple of pints off me in the Townley after the last game (if you can be arsed coming in)

Should be a Poll and a new thread, as to the number of penalties they get.

as @MAG the mod likes creating threads and can add the poll...

 

[Hoghead]

If they can find the right formula and players to release the inner Pogba, then they will be serious challengers.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Kane is joining the rags. Ole was impressed by his audition last night.

Rejoice!!!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Perverts

Whatever happened to 8th?

Simpler times.............

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Never forget

Scum

I often use pictures like this before I go into an important meeting or the like to focus the mind.

Absolutely utter scumbags without an ounce of humility or class.............

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Whatever happened to 8th?

I’m not a fan of repetitive humour…

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Okay Ladies and Gentleman, we all know it’s going to happen so why don’t we have a bit of fun for when it does…..
This Arsewipe of a club are 100% going to get help via V.A.R. and be awarded more and more penalties this season (because a successful man united is a successful premier league blah blah blah)

How many penalties will they be awarded this season in the premier league?

I’ll go with 16

Whoever gets the correct amount will get a couple of pints off me in the Townley after the last game (if you can be arsed coming in)

Is that a pre-christmas estimate?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

No words required..............

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Okay Ladies and Gentleman, we all know it’s going to happen so why don’t we have a bit of fun for when it does…..
This Arsewipe of a club are 100% going to get help via V.A.R. and be awarded more and more penalties this season (because a successful man united is a successful premier league blah blah blah)

How many penalties will they be awarded this season in the premier league?

I’ll go with 16

Whoever gets the correct amount will get a couple of pints off me in the Townley after the last game (if you can be arsed coming in)

I'm not gonna give a definitive figure but just say that they'll get twice as many as the next bunch of diving canutes.