United Thread - 2021/22

[the blue panther]

Fergus isn't that slow. He made it off the motorway quickly enough before he shit his self. The whiskey nosed corpse.

Choked and nearly spat my tea out :-)

 

[Jazzman]

Do I understand it correctly that a US court rejected a Civil lawsuit against Ronaldo on the grounds that the football leaks Material is illegally obtained and therefore cannot be used ? So he cannot be sued for damages in connection with the claimed rape.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Do I understand it correctly that a US court rejected a Civil lawsuit against Ronaldo on the grounds that the football leaks Material is illegally obtained and therefore cannot be used ? So he cannot be sued for damages in connection with the claimed rape.

That's what I read into it.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Wasted his career sitting on their bench

I would be crying all the way to my Swiss bank account thinking about how much I have screwed out of them. If I was him

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

The way they are going, they will be the second choice of troy deeney, where his no1 option is assistant pie picker at small heath central.

 

[Vienna_70]

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

It’s obviously not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

 

[old blue]

Hot off the presses, news that divers have found a bus in the Ship Canal. The leader of the expedition excitedly claimed it must have been down there for years, its ownership at the moment is a mystery, all we know is that it is an open topped vehicle and residents say that they have not seen one for years.

They have finally got the bus to the quayside and are sorting through the detritus. So far they have found a key that has never been used, they think it should have been used to unlock Pogba. A pair of Zebra pants (heavily soiled). They have not finished yet so can you think of further treasures to surface?

 

[malg]

This should moisten the Eyes of the most hard-heated Bert.



I just can’t believe he’s going now. I bought he’d gone years ago.

He knows there is a huge market out there for ex Rags who buy into the 'Yoonitd Way' bollocks. Their ex players are very Dipper like in their cult mentality.

 

[Infinite blue]

Big nose!!!

Better listen up mate, might say blessed are the big noses!

 

[Spanishbob]

SCUM