United Thread - 2021/22

[Vienna_70]

They have finally got the bus to the quayside and are sorting through the detritus. So far they have found a key that has never been used, they think it should have been used to unlock Pogba. A pair of Zebra pants (heavily soiled). They have not finished yet so can you think of further treasures to surface?

A load of empty whisky bottles and chewing gum wrappers.

 

[Vienna_70]

Better listen up mate, might say blessed are the big noses!

I was only asking her to shut up, so I could hear what he’s saying!

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Well folks. Just waiting for a train and this bloke is on the platform with a ‘Noble’ West Ham shirt. I noticed something very special.

Hence the post in the United thread.

The world is dead to me.

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[Father Paul]

SCUM

You don't like the rags much do you Bob?

 

[Vienna_70]

You don't like the rags much do you Bob?

Whatever gave you that idea, Paul?

 

[old blue]

A load of empty whisky bottles and chewing gum wrappers.

I was going to put toilet rolls but decorum won the day.

 

[Vienna_70]

I was going to put toilet rolls but decorum won the day.

Out of date match tickets.

Hair gel and dye.

 

[salford blue 62]

Scum

 

[old blue]

Luke Shaws receipts from Greggs.
A banner reflecting on the number of years since they last won the league.
The, 'we snatched Sanchez, Fred and Maguire from City' shield.

I am missing the Mighty Blues and just scratching around rather bored.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Well folks. Just waiting for a train and this bloke is on the platform with a ‘Noble’ West Ham shirt. I noticed something very special.

Hence the post in the United thread.

The world is dead to me.

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Jesus.
He should be shot.
And the bloke with the cunts name on his leg