United Thread - 2021/22

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

There shit stadium I don’t know how they get a health and safety certificate went to a cup game years ago and it’s a death trap on those top tiers trying to get to your seat it’s so steep one slip your a gonner..

Leg room in the seats is terrible and not much space on the concourse. Didn’t someone take a fall there and was seriously injured?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

'Drones and fans dropping substances on the pitch'
Us old uns will remember a song we used to sing.....
'If I had the wings of a sparrow
And I had the arse of of a crow
I'd fly over Old Trafford tomorrow
And shit on the bugers below.

All together now....
Shit on, shit on, shit on the bugers below, below.

I'm here all week folks.

Never heard the word bugers used in that song before :)

 

[dickie davies]

Well when the club don’t get any punishment for fans breaking into that shithole and getting a game postponed!

Things planned like this probably will happen just because there fans are entitled arrogant spoiled fuckers! Premier league if they hear anything like that going to happen should warn there fans that the clubs be fined big if a game get postponed

Do we need to mobilise the Blazin Squad to protect the swamp and ensure their games go ahead?

 

[Protein Junkie]

There ain’t many assets to strip apart from selling the stadium for scrap metal, we’d probably be better looking at buying Lou Macari’s chippy or the Ford garage on Chester road.

What about the World Famous production line that is the Academy ?
Alumni include Young Jessie, Macheda and Jizzypants !!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Would look better with a zebra pattern on the collar

 

[Impeccable One]

You shouldn’t be practicing. Get trained first.

Don’t worry I tell all my patients, “I’m not certified, but I’ll take a look”

 

[Protein Junkie]

When I did a google search for the Rag 22/23 jersey it said “new kit leaked” at least it’s not just the roof.

 

[splinter]

I predict lots of laurel and Hardy gifs this year..

 

[dickie davies]

Would look better with a zebra pattern on the collar
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Whenever I see that it reminds me of the Christmas jumper my father in law wears

 

[KS55]

They are on the brink now. Either the new regime stops the rot PDQ or they sink a lot further.
To rebuild the squad and the stadium might take up to £2bn. Can’t see the Glazers being sanguine about that. Might be forced to sell. The Delicious irony if a mega rich Arab buys them.