United Thread - 2021/22

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Just to add to the wanker thread.
Today I went to watch my lad play football. Three Parents from the other team stood about 5 yards further down. Three utd fans. Three wankers with loud voices.
Three wankers wanking about PR7 and how glorious his second goal was. Three red gobshites saying he has 350m twitter followers and how they have 600m fans following them ( they actually said that).

I started walking off and my Mrs said where you going, I responded loudly that my ears are bleeding.
The Three of them looked at me.

Fuck them.
 
That wasn't me taking the piss by the way, you just know there is something missing when you listen to him and see how he reacts to things.

hahaha lee he is part of my family through my daughter marriage to his brother
he is harmless but a true nutter
 
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