In the office today and the rags (never been to the swamp) are out of control. Thanks god I am busy today or I'd lose it. A snippet of their comments so far -
Ronaldo has transformed Manchester into a hive of positivity - seriously what the fcuk does this even mean
United are now favorites for the title - this guy wasn't even pissed
City are panicking as they missed out on Kane - I walked away, top scorers, nine different scorers, deluded
Ronaldo has transformed the way United eat - wtf is wrong with them
Ronaldo will bring the best out of Martial - again not pissed
and the best, only Kev would walk into their starting eleven - no words for this
They are literally claiming the title already, buzzing off a man who they will never meet and who is there for the ££££££££££££££s
I cannot wait for the euphoria to die down, the realization they might get fourth and the green and gold scarves and Ole out to start again. Is there a worse, more clueless, more self entitled and more plastic fan base out there?