United Thread - 2021/22

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Woodward hails United resilence as club looks ahead with optimism

The executive vice chairman of Manchester United has hailed the resilience shown by the Premier League club in face of the challenges created by the pandemic which hit its latest financial year.

www.insidermedia.com

Oh dear! Revenue in the year to 30 June 2021 fell from £509m to £494.1m while the Red Devils posted a £92.2m loss for the period, widened from £23.2m in 2019/20.

SCUM

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Patrice Evra is doing an "in conversation" night at The Lowry.

I'm tempted to get a ticket, shout "C*nt!" when he comes on before leaving immediately.

I'll go halves on your ticket fee if you do it and it's taped..........

 

[talkativesprout]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

 

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My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Tell her ko is way past her bedtime and get her tickets to a city game.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Does she like rats?

 

[asahartford1]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

let her go.

Then make her burn all her clothes and shoes, and make her watch the flames on one leg, while singing 4 verses of bluemoon.

Never had kids myself

 

[bluemanc16]

My daughter has won 2 tickets to the Utd Aston Villa game at school

(I think they use the rags Community sports training company for P.E so i'm guessing they get tickets for freemans)

She is 7 and wants to go, should I

A. Be a caring and compassionate adult and kick her fucking head in

B. Stop being a "Boomer" and take her to let her make her own mind up

C. Sell the tickets and buy some Stella

*her back doors shall remain intact, she is only 7 you feckin animals

** I'm not setting fire to the "Rag Bicth"

Option c

 

[talkativesprout]

Tell her ko is way past her bedtime and get her tickets to a city game.

Season Ticket holders she can come when she wants, not shown any interest as yet...and weirdly it might be an opportunity for her to experience the atmos with me more interested in her safety than i would be at the Etihad

Does she like rats?

She has a Hamster, so she is comfortable with vermin and i have owned a few snakes and She has no fear of reptiles

let her go.

Then make her burn all her clothes and shoes, and make her watch the flames on one leg, while singing 4 verses of bluemoon.

Never had kids myself

I like this, would i get away with filming it so she can let her School chums experience it at "Show and Tell" a learning experience for the whole class

 

[RadcliffeRick]

United have given away 3000 tickets to schools and local teams for the Cup game against West Ham next week.

Would have thought a club with 650m fans would have had no problem selling out, especially when 7,000 away fans expected...

Sorry to be pedantic but it is now 1.1 billion fans

 

[bluemoon32]