Ole just needs a little more time
A song sung by Ole & the Blues, with apologies to The Beautiful South
I need a little time to think it over
I need a parking space of my own
I need a little time to release my Pogba
I need a title
Funny how quick the footie turns sour, isn't it, isn't it?
Phil the face has been looking like that for hours, hasn't he, hasn't he?
Promises, promises turn to dust
Trafford park just turns to rust
In Giggs you all did trust
I need a little room to find myself
I need a parking space to cry it out
I need a little Ronaldo show pony
I need a title
You need a little room for your Piss can, don't you, don't you?
You need a little space for a thousand dickheads, don't you, don't you?
Charlton's promise, Sancho the worst
'Tominay not to sharp, Shaw fit to burst
Matic to static
I've had a little time to bend the truth
Now I've had a little room to create what's wrong
I've had a dire Harry, and I still play you
I've not had a title
You had a little Ref and you had a little VAR, didn't ya, didn't you?
While you had them, do you think we never won, do you, do ya?
The fiefdom that you wanted bad
Is yours for good, we're all so glad
Fred is really bad
I had a Paris time to win them over
Had a little Rio to help me out
I found a little riot to call it off
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
(Any lines with better scan's gratefully received)