Of all ex-rags I think I detest camel gob more than I do ratboy. He is arguably the single most revolting specimen ever to play the game. He has the morals of an alleycat, the institutional treachery of the Kim Jong-un ruling dynasty and the sort of face you would never tire of throwing olympic-sized javelins at.
His laughable 'gangsta' act and the paradoxical sycophancy with which he pursues every chance to get in front of the Sky cameras is evidence of just how fucked his moral compass is.
I reckon he sees himself by day as some kind of footballing guru whose knowledge of the intricacies of the game would shame any other so-called pundits, but at night he's the tough, no-nonsense streetwise gangsta DJ with his finger on the pulse of London's rap scene - MC Ferdy?
There's more plastic to Wio than there is in a factory warehouse full of Ken and Barbie dolls.