United Thread - 2021/22

[KentBlue]

Have you lifted this character straight out of whatever the latest Jamie Paradise crime novel is.........?

Who's Jamie Paradise? Sounds like a character from a Peter Kay sketch.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Who's Jamie Paradise? Sounds like a character from a Peter Kay sketch.

The 'novellist' name of Guardian hack Jamie Jackson.

I saw an excerpt once online - it was almost unreadably awful.

In fact, it can be found here: https://unbound.com/books/night-time-cool/
(click on "about the book" and "excerpt")
He mistakes use of three word sentences for creation of tension.

 

[domalino]

Absolutely embarrassed and ashamed that I thought these cunts might challenge this season. Must have been having a mid-life crisis!

They're only 3 points behind us...

If they bin Ole promptly I wouldn't rule out a "challenge" as long as that means hanging around the top 2/3 until the last part of the season.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Who's Jamie Paradise? Sounds like a character from a Peter Kay sketch.

@MillionMilesAway has provided a better point on reference than I would have - Jamie Jackson / Paradise, shite at reporting fact, shite at writing fiction...............

 

[northendenton]

What we going for this w/end then, pitch invasion by the green & gold brigade after the scousers take a 3-0 lead after 30mins.

Green & yellow,,,only comedy gold when they play.

 

[BerkshireBlue]

They're only 3 points behind us...

If they bin Ole promptly I wouldn't rule out a "challenge" as long as that means hanging around the top 2/3 until the last part of the season.

They've only played bottom half teams until last weekend. I expect to be 10 points clear over the next 5 games

 

[inchy14]

They've only played bottom half teams until last weekend. I hope to be 10 points clear over the next 5 games

Slight edit

 

[vincent]

Potential protest at Imd Trafford is embarrassing and ridiculous. Only 6 weeks ago Neville said it was like Hollywood with the Ronaldo signing and the positive start to the season.

 

[remember arthur mann]

- MUrdoch media have to toe the party line.
- nope, it just occurred to me. Who?

Good on you, I like it.
It's the type of comment the Trentsider Goldbridge would think up.

 

[Kippax77]

Potential protest at Imd Trafford is embarrassing and ridiculous. Only 6 weeks ago Neville said it was like Hollywood with the Ronaldo signing and the positive start to the season.

If the FA had punished the club with a sanction first time round, then the media wouldn't be shit stirring for another protest now.
The FA did fuck all and will be shitting it now for another unruly happening at the Swamp thus bringing the eyes of the world onto the murky side of the English Premier League