United Thread - 2021/22

[Man-chester copperpot]

Jesus, Mary and the Orphans……just turned Sky Sports News on - can you believe this Wankathon about Sancho? Their outside the store now showing young kids with his name on their shirt, you can tell it’s been 12 months in the making, Sky have been touching each other for nearly a year over this transfer and now they can finally get to the vinegar strokes.
You would think they have signed Haaland the way they are editing this - he’s good but there making him out to be the next Ronaldo/Messi!
If he’s that good how come only United where after him in the last 12mths?
Ex-city-reject-Rag

 

[bluethrunthru]

I’m quite happy that they’ve spunked another £70 million plugging a gap that didn’t exist.
Meanwhile their midfield is the same shite as last season.

Finally the last piece of the jigsaw that releases Pogba to the role he was destined to play? Centre MF for PSG lol !

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

When we play the rags we should be deafening Sancho with - " Citeh reject, Citeh reject hello hello".

 

[bluethrunthru]

When we play the rags we should be deafening Sancho with - " Citeh reject, Citeh reject hello hello".

we are not the dippers & he is not Raz - I don't think we should demean ourselves in such a manner

 

[borassic]

Just been sent a video from a gleeful red ****. Sancho calling United 'Manchester' all through the interview.

 

[manimanc]

Just seen the video of sancho getting interviewed.

Are you sure they haven't signed Ali G?

Was sure he nearly said 'Me Julie' at one point.

Cringe at him saying Manchester instead of the rags, obviously been told to say that by sky sports, sorry I meant red mardarse tv.

73 fuckin million.....can't stop laughing.

 

[Mikejl]

All very confusing. I think the daubing of 'shits in a bucket bastard' and a traditional cock and balls is a highly appropriate response to Rashfords silly penalty.
It would appear though that since St Marcus of Rashford got racist abuse on twitter that his wank penalty is now on a par with taking the knee and must not be questioned.

And City will clearly be paying homage to that penalty every time we get a spot kick this season I reckon

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

we are not the dippers & he is not Raz - I don't think we should demean ourselves in such a manner

You're right, we're definitely not dippers and i won't boo hiss whistle or heckle Sancho every time he's on the ball. However, nowt wrong in winding him up by singing that though.

 

[LongsightM13]

That launch video, fuck me I know they say immitation is the highest form of flattery but to straigh up copy this




The sad cunts has become desperate and pointless

It’s their effort at a ‘Welcome to Manchester’. Just without the wit, originality or impact

 

[Semper aggressus]

BBC going overboard about the signing,it's like a mufc magazine on the site.

Best avoiding football sites now until we sign Kane or Grealish.