United Thread - 2021/22

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Highpeakprowler said:
Could it be a brace of headed goals, which single handedly dragged his country from the jaws of defeat to a resounding victory, that will reverberate around Europe and the World and adorn the back pages of every newspaper tomorrow morning?
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Judging by that pile of worthless shite its more likely to be how far up his arse your tongue is.

Lets be honest, ever since he "escaped" from your club, you lot have bathed pathetically in his reflected glory at every opportunity, your even doing it now in that post above, will be funny as fck when he spits his dummy out.
 
Whether or not said:
I cannot stand the egotistical bastard, but what amazes me is how he has evolved from a flying goal scoring winger into a big lad who scores headers. Fair enough, but they already have Cavani to do that. Whichever way you look at it, penalty taker, threat in the air, no 10, the rags already had it = they have spent an absolute fortune just to avoid CR7 in a blue shirt. It will burn brightly for a few weeks and turn to shit like Sanchez.
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Most of us wanted him here just for the meltdown. If you think the storming of that shithole was bad enough, this one would have looked like someone had left the gates open at Chester zoo. Wouldn't mind, but the closest these protesters ever get to Old Trafford is when shopping for cheap deodorant at Home Bargains.
 
hertsblue said:
Also note he has been sent back to the Rags early as he got a yellow card for taking his shirt off when he scored and now suspended against the might of the no hopers Azerbaijan. Some may say he did it deliberately to get the suspension out of the way but i bet its not looked into
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What would you like to happen?
 
Blue abroad said:
The propaganda about Ronaldo ‘coming home’ ‘loving United’ ‘doing it for the boss’ is simply grotesque. He’s back for a final pay day, let’s be clear about that. He doesn’t love that lot, he loves the £££££s and couldn’t care less about United. Of course nobody dares write this, it’s all romance and love and on Sky 24/7.
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Yeah, he loves the rags so much, his first choice was their local rivals, where he could see there was a much better chance of winning trophies.
 
I saw most of last night's Ireland game. Ronaldo was crap for 90 mins and then scores two goals. As a football enthusiast I am not in the least bit interested in watching him play. I love watching players dribbling brilliantly, incredible passing etc...Messi, David Silva and the like... they are just so good to see and have such style gliding around the pitch.

Having said that, it is clear that Ronaldo is an amazing goalscorer and will have all the records at the end of the day. He has also kept himself amazingly fit.

One last thing which really makes me laugh is the drama over his free kicks. The poses and facial expressions he has perfected in front of the mirror at home knowing that the cameras and the world are watching him...haha!!. The crazy thing though is that he is absolutely crap at taking free kicks...his success record is atrocious. For example, in the last 3 years playing for Juventus, he has taken 72 free kicks and scored......wait for it..... ONE !!!. Can you imagine a player in any other team in the world being allowed to take every bloody free kick with a record like that...the mind boggles.
 
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