United Thread - 2021/22

[inchy14]

Best keeper in the world ha ha!!!

Lay off the booze lol. This is the rag thread!!

 

[paulchapo]

Lay off the booze lol. This is the rag thread!!

I know!!! Popping from thread to thread lol

 

[jimharri]

Moyes got 8 months at OT, Ole's had three years.

 

[Vienna_70]

Have people not yet figured out that this will be the last rag team in Champions League for the next several years? I’m guessing 3-4 minimum.

It’s not just that they suck something awful. It’s also that other clubs are getting better. Because other clubs are better run.

Never underestimate the power of the officials and VAR!

 

[Vienna_70]

Has @gordondaviesmoustache posted 6th yet?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Has @gordondaviesmoustache posted 6th yet?

I’m still living in a world of shame and embarrassment thinking these shit cunts might actually challenge this season*, that I don’t feel worthy to post in such triumphalist terms!

* although in my defence, I was absolutely battered when I posted that!


They are fucking wank though!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Viking blue]

Even the London trains are red and white.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I’m still living in a world of shame and embarrassment thinking these shit cunts might actually challenge this season*, that I don’t feel worthy to post in such triumphalist terms!

* although in my defence, I was absolutely battered when I posted that!


They are fucking wank though!

We all have our moments mate, pay it no mind.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

We all have our moments mate, pay it no mind.

My self imposed punishment ends in three weeks!

 

[Vienna_70]

Just nicked of Mrs Vienna’s Facebook:

The alpaca - the only player to face two teams in one game.

 

[Northblue]

I’m not proud of myself but I always go to the live streams of the match and fast forward to where they concede, there’s some hippy on there who really thinks he’s a football genius and that Howson is just a laughing stock

on that video he says with total confidence “ if pep went to Newcastle he would take them down quicker than Steve Bruce and THATS A FACT “ lol

I love watching the cunts make fools of themselves

Fucking hell has he not learnt to not talk bollocks as he's been proven wrong time and time again

 

[Northblue]

Never gets old

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Check out this absolute whopper from Rag Cafe.

We aren’t good anymore so I don’t watch us

TIK TOK

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Fucking hell has he not learnt to not talk bollocks as he's been proven wrong time and time again

Anybody who uses FACT when there is no such certainty , is a genuinely stupid and arrogant **** and should be treated accordingly .

 

[Northblue]

Check out this absolute whopper from Rag Cafe.

We aren’t good anymore so I don’t watch us

TIK TOK

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Saw one on reddit earlier saying he'd given up watching them "after 30 years of support". Fuck me mate you've really been through thick and thin in those 30 years haven't you..

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Saw one on reddit earlier saying he'd given up watching them "after 30 years of support". Fuck me mate you've really been through thick and thin in those 30 years haven't you..

The mardarses have absolutely no fucking idea - but that is why they are rag "supporters" anyway.

 

[Blue Mist]

To be fair to the rags, yesterday there was a 15 minute spell when they were equal to us in terms of possession.
And then the ref blew for the start of the second half.

Normally a team have a warm down after the match finishes. We did ours in the second half

 

[GSW Blue]

They have everything stacked in their favour, billions of fans and sponsors throwing money at them, friendly refs and an even friendlier media, so to be as shit as they are on the pitch takes some doing. Fair play to them.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

To show the gulf, some of the maps from yesterday.

First Half tells an interesting story, firstly 10 shots to 4, however 1 of their "shots" is actually the Own Goal. So 11-3.



You'll notice a couple of the other stats. Namely the Rags attempted 17 tackles and were pinged for 1 foul (so 18 tackles with 1 foul as it's cumulative, a tackle which is pinged as a foul is included in fouls, not tackles). City also had 18 tackles/fouls, but 9 were pinged as fouls. So we both had 18 tackles, only 1 Rag tackle was a foul, 9 City tackles were fouls.

You can see our dominance, twice the passes and nearly twice the touches and the Rags with 15 clearances. What's also interesting is the Rags touches in our box were all shots, meaning they were either first time hits or from crosses/set pieces, no actual possession in our box in the first half.

Passes:


Touches:

Clearances: