United Thread - 2021/22

[Mr Fraser]

Steve Bruce couldn’t stabilise a child’s bicycle.

If he sat on it it would be so stable it wouldn't be able move

 

[BigJoe#1]

In the simplest possible terms, please can someone explain to me what Carrick is going to bring to the party that good old Ole couldn't deliver? I am genuinely interested in what United think they are going to prise from Carrick that he wasn't already delivering to the club albeit through Ole?

 

[Gingers Dad]

So utd are supposed to have had a FIVE hour long board meeting to come up with a plan to sack a shit manager they already knew they shouldn't have given the job to in the first place. And to replace him with his assistant?

 

[Bazzmand Show]

In the simplest possible terms, please can someone explain to me what Carrick is going to bring to the party that good old Ole couldn't deliver? I am genuinely interested in what United think they are going to prise from Carrick that he wasn't already delivering to the club albeit through Ole?

Fuck all, Carrick has now survived 2 failed management terms. But I'm more than happy for him to be the man to 'steady the ship'.....

 

[thepolarbear]

Why would the manager of a team of egos and primadonnas want to leave to joing another club with a team of egos and primadonnas that won't win him any trophies?

At least the **** is Guaranteed a league title in France every season.

Is that right? What happened last season then :-P

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Give it again to Giggsy.

At least he can get used to the Zebra kit and acclimatise properly.

 

[Holcombe bloo]

So utd are supposed to have had a FIVE hour long board meeting to come up with a plan to sack a shit manager they already knew they shouldn't have given the job to in the first place. And to replace him with his assistant?

Yes, it’s marvellous isn’t it.

 

[Holcombe bloo]

Give it again to Giggsy.

At least he can get used to the Zebra kit and acclimatise properly.

I might put on some zebra pants and get down to home bargains. See if can get Andy tait to say it!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Can't decide whether Steve Bruce, Wayne Rooney, Roy Keane, Phil Neville or Paul Scholes would be funnier. The only thing funnier would be Alex Ferguson himself (or possibly Ryan Giggs).

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

So utd are supposed to have had a FIVE hour long board meeting to come up with a plan to sack a shit manager they already knew they shouldn't have given the job to in the first place. And to replace him with his assistant?

How many PowerPoint slides do you need for a conclusion of "he's shite".

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Send the heavy crew around....


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They'll soon "persuade" him to come to "The World's Greatest Club"™, innit?

In evolutionary terms is this gathering ‘pre’ or ‘early’ zebra?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So utd are supposed to have had a FIVE hour long board meeting to come up with a plan to sack a shit manager they already knew they shouldn't have given the job to in the first place. And to replace him with his assistant?

I think they realised that fairly soon. The 4 hrs 59 mins was taken up trying to find someone credible enough to take the reins. Therein, still lies the problem.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[citytill1die84]

They'll get Poch and he'll sign Kane for big money and win fuck all

 

[Impeccable One]

Things are looking up … Edwoodwoodwood considering staying on to oversee appointment of both interim and permanent manager.

This guys record with managerial appointments is incomparable ….

 

[jimharri]

In evolutionary terms is this gathering ‘pre’ or ‘early’ zebra?

Definitely pre!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Give it again to Giggsy.

At least he can get used to the Zebra kit and acclimatise properly.

A current prison 11 would probably get into the top 4.

 

[cleavers]

If they left their ego at the door, Moyes is the best candidate for them right now.

Irony.

They should never have sacked him, had they given him the time, he would have got them back to the top again eventually, and would have saved them a fortune in wages and fees.

Funny.

 

[Blueknows]

I might put on some zebra pants and get down to home bargains. See if can get Andy tait to say it!

Wonder if he still thinks it was all part of the masterplan

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Things are looking up … Edwoodwoodwood considering staying on to oversee appointment of both interim and permanent manager.

This guys record with managerial appointments is incomparable ….

Woodward makes Swales look like a genius. In fact the collapse of United is starting to resemble the severe decline we went into in the early 80s. They are literally stumbling along from one blunder to another. Neville is correct when he says they have no structure in place at the club. They are weak at all levels of the organisation. It could take them ten years just to re-build. It is a much wider problem than the squad which is just not good enough, whatever the pundits keep saying.