United Thread - 2021/22

[KentBlue]

Doesn't matter who they bring in, they are not a team, they are a collection of individuals. Penandez, Pogbad, PR37...none of them are team players. Pep would pay good money just to avoid them.

Sean Dyche would be a good fit for the Glazers: relatively cheap, no nonsense long-ball tactics (hoof it up to the Portuguese ponce) and the dressing room would be in no doubt as to exactly who is in charge.
But the arrogance of their fans would never allow that to happen. They'd cause a riot again ('He's not a big name.' 'No one's heard of him.' 'A fucking Burnley cast-off?').

Even with a highly-rated man in charge it will be a good few years before they are a regular top 4 club again.

 

[Holcombe bloo]

Wonder if he still thinks it was all part of the masterplan

Was. Or is?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Anyone else feel bereft today, like when your kids leave home or you come home to a wet, cold and grey UK after a brilliant holiday in the sun?

Miss you so much Ole. Wanna run to you and give you a big hug.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Even with a highly-rated man in charge it will be a good few years before they are a regular top 4 club again

I'm 63 now.
I wonder will I make it to the 100 year mark without the Rags winning another title

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Still pissing my sides Carrick is in charge!!!

 

[Blueknows]

Was. Or is?

Either lol

 

[bluethrunthru]

They'll get Poch and he'll sign Kane for big money and win fuck all

I think you will find that they will "Beat City to the signing of Kane" and tell the world they never wanted Haaland anyway

 

[Octavian]

Poch will be an upgrade of course, this forum electing Utd teams by the way of a vote would be better for Utd than allowing that schoolboy looking idiot more time.. however he’s not good enough and doesn’t have a squad good enough to challenge us, Liverpool and Chelsea. The most they can hope for next year and the year after is top four and maybe a domestic cup.

 

[N1985]

Steve Bruce couldn’t stabilise a child’s bicycle.

There's just some posts that you remember reading years down the line.

This will be one of them. Brilliance.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

In evolutionary terms is this gathering ‘pre’ or ‘early’ zebra?

I think it's Neanderthal.

 

[manchester blue]

Can't believe Ole did an exit interview for MUTV. Unbelievable Jeff!

Cringeworthy.

 

[manimanc]

I hope they get Poch as he's a serial loser too.
One French cup, not won the one team French league yet though he could do it this year.
Won lots of manager of the month awards in the Prem so that might get him the gig with the red mardarses.
There are better managers out there but I'll be laughing my cock off if they get this plum.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Can't decide whether Steve Bruce, Wayne Rooney, Roy Keane, Phil Neville or Paul Scholes would be funnier. The only thing funnier would be Alex Ferguson himself (or possibly Ryan Giggs).

Can't they all work as a committee and the fans could vote one off each season?

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Can't they all work as a committee and the fans could vote one off each season?

Oh good idea, imagine the content they could create for MUTV and their YouTube channel. Put cameras in the dressing room, a diary room, a premium phone number for voting. With ideas like these you could be the next Woodward!!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Oh good idea, imagine the content they could create for MUTV and their YouTube channel. Put cameras in the dressing room, a diary room, a premium phone number for voting. With ideas like these you could be the next Woodward!!

FFS, I recind. ;)

 

[Bluesince1979]

Still pissing my sides Carrick is in charge!!!

The geordie Ole

 

[MaineDAWG2008]

Surely Mark Hughes should be in with a shout.

 

[Northblue]

Mike Basset lol

 

[citizen_maine]

Surely Mark Hughes should be in with a shout.

"Obviously"

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Surely Mark Hughes should be in with a shout.