United Thread - 2021/22

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Now the Facebook posts have started about Rapey Ron’s 801’st goal. As if he’s scored all of them at the swamp
 
Please God I just want the world to see how truly shit united are without Ronaldo. Can someone not sneeze on him or something?
 
Please God I just want the world to see how truly shit united are without Ronaldo. Can someone not sneeze on him or something?
I think he has had it twice already. For a highly paid professional player, he doesn't seem to take care of himself regarding this global pandemic. Who knows what he is doing at nights? He isn't going straight home to his partner and children, it seems.
 
I think he has had it twice already. For a highly paid professional player, he doesn't seem to take care of himself regarding this global pandemic. Who knows what he is doing at nights? He isn't going straight home to his partner and children, it seems.
Ebola then?
 
I only watched bits of it tbh, but Arsenal went ahead early on and then Freddie Mercury equalised just before HT.
Ronald O'**** scored a tap-in and the commentary team jizzed their pants 'cause it was the best tap in ever.
Two minutes later Arsenal equalised.
I laughed.
Later on Fred dived in the area under minimal contact, it was probably a foul but the ref didn't give it.
About a minute later the ref was told to have another look, so he stopped play and had a look.
Ref decided that Ronald O'**** should have a penalty.
He scored and commentators jizzed themselves again.
It was, apparently, the best penalty ever.
Earlier on Capt. Fantastic had dragged an opposition player down in the box (like he does every time he plays) and VAR didn't tell the ref to look at.

You know, the usual rag shit, nowt out of the ordinary.
That’s a very accurate summary of the majority of their games for many many years.
 
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