United Thread - 2021/22

[the blue panther]

Are the results of the Premier League investigations into any of the postponements of matches due to fan violence due to be announced early in the New Year?

 

[the blue panther]

Embarrassing that he brings out that shite celebration for a tap in against (18th)Burnley for 3-0. How the mighty have fallen.

Fair do's, it was a helluva finish. Shows they're getting value for money for that £500k per week.

 

[waspish]

Are the results of the Premier League investigations into any of the postponements of matches due to fan violence due to be announced early in the New Year?

There of the hook for it because the police advised them to cancel it.

 

[mexico1970]

Beating Burnley at the swamp is the new metric for being singled out as one of the best teams in all the world.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I know some are taking the piss but he has revitalised them for sure. We need to be careful.

At this rate their goal difference will be in double figures before the season is out

Which season will that be.

 

[Musselburgh Blue]

Fuck the rags.... that is all!

 

[Octavian]

Cavani is another one for doing that, in fact all united players celebrate each and every goal as though they've just scored a 90th minute worldie to win the CL final, I honestly think they must be contractually obliged to do it for the benefit of the cameras.

Every time one of them scores even the simplest or scrappiest of tap ins they run around like deranged lunatics, screaming and leaping and punching the air or striking a pose like they're some form of supreme being to receive the adulation of the supporters.

They don’t score many that’s why!

Our boys break English records you see.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

From today's latest puff piece on the BBC website

"Ralf Rangnick's stuttering start at Old Trafford at least sparked back to life quickly enough for United to end the year in the top six, as they have done every year since 1989."

When's the parade?!?!?

 

[Grassland Blue]

Their next three games are Wolves, Villa, West Ham. They're going to need to play better to come out of that with three wins.

Penalties incoming...

 

[JASR]

I've finally tracked down how Woody's last manager appointment came about, he was perusing the web and stumbled across:

He started at the top and worked his way down

Pep - bloody City always beating us
Pesser - damn he's dead
Feldkamp - hmm maybe 87 is a bit old, though he might be good to replace Maguire
Klopp - Maybe he'd be interested in a job share next year
Conte - Bloody Harry Kane teams, and their flashy stadium
Mourinho - ah, heh, heyho... I'll learn from my mistakes one day , lol
Revie - damn he's dead
Zidane - bloody git won't answer the phone.
Simeone - rude, didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes
Rangnick - Yeeesssssss suiieeeeeeee, but who the hell is he, nevermind, got him!