United Thread - 2021/22

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jacko74 said:
Cavani is another one for doing that, in fact all united players celebrate each and every goal as though they've just scored a 90th minute worldie to win the CL final, I honestly think they must be contractually obliged to do it for the benefit of the cameras.

Every time one of them scores even the simplest or scrappiest of tap ins they run around like deranged lunatics, screaming and leaping and punching the air or striking a pose like they're some form of supreme being to receive the adulation of the supporters.
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the highlight reels dont show goals in context of games so it looks like every goal is a worldy
 
Bonzo Nododo said:
But it's not a sur
The BBC have just shown him on the news watching the match and the win was an early birthday present for him ffs. We should have sent him as a present a framed copy of the newspaper shown behind his flashing belisha beacon head and nose.
Just thinking l wish had a pound for every time he has been he has been featured on TV sitting in that box.
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Did you mean sitting or shitting???
 
I watched up until the 3rd goal. Burnley were the better footballing team and had some good goal scoring opportunities. I fact they were pulling utd all over the place. Utd did the important thing and put the ball in the net.
I was a it puzzled by utd players reaction when they scored. I thought they scored against Burnley in a mid table clash. Not a major final against a top European team very over the top !
 
give it to gordon said:
I watched up until the 3rd goal. Burnley were the better footballing team and had some good goal scoring opportunities. I fact they were pulling utd all over the place. Utd did the important thing and put the ball in the net.
I was a it puzzled by utd players reaction when they scored. I thought they scored against Burnley in a mid table clash. Not a major final against a top European team very over the top !
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But it's the 'nitid way - over hyped nonsense .
 
jacko74 said:
Cavani is another one for doing that, in fact all united players celebrate each and every goal as though they've just scored a 90th minute worldie to win the CL final, I honestly think they must be contractually obliged to do it for the benefit of the cameras.

Every time one of them scores even the simplest or scrappiest of tap ins they run around like deranged lunatics, screaming and leaping and punching the air or striking a pose like they're some form of supreme being to receive the adulation of the supporters.
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When ronaldo scored his open goal he went into his goal celebration and mcfred tried to mirror his celebration which was duly ignored
 
city saint said:
fuck me bbc news just said its 32 years since they wernt in the top 6 at new year.fuck me they are reaching for some puff pieces now
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I'm sure I heard the commentator mention they are unbeaten in the last 7 in all competitions.
Villarreal W
Chelsea D
Arsenal W
Palace W
Young Boys D
Norwich W
Newcastle D

I mean fuck me, Villarreal shit. Chelsea going through a bad patch. Arsenal in the Cup. Palace tricky team. Young boys European giant. Norwich took a penalty to beat a team destined for relegation. Newcastle after we put 4 past them lucky to get a point.

Have sky sports news mentioned the top 6 yet?

Can't stand it how these cunts get smoke blown up their arse for nothing.
 
jacko74 said:
Cavani is another one for doing that, in fact all united players celebrate each and every goal as though they've just scored a 90th minute worldie to win the CL final, I honestly think they must be contractually obliged to do it for the benefit of the cameras.

Every time one of them scores even the simplest or scrappiest of tap ins they run around like deranged lunatics, screaming and leaping and punching the air or striking a pose like they're some form of supreme being to receive the adulation of the supporters.
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They don’t score many that’s why!

Our boys break English records you see.
 
I've finally tracked down how Woody's last manager appointment came about, he was perusing the web and stumbled across:
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He started at the top and worked his way down

Pep - bloody City always beating us
Pesser - damn he's dead
Feldkamp - hmm maybe 87 is a bit old, though he might be good to replace Maguire
Klopp - Maybe he'd be interested in a job share next year
Conte - Bloody Harry Kane teams, and their flashy stadium
Mourinho - ah, heh, heyho... I'll learn from my mistakes one day , lol
Revie - damn he's dead
Zidane - bloody git won't answer the phone.
Simeone - rude, didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes
Rangnick - Yeeesssssss suiieeeeeeee, but who the hell is he, nevermind, got him!
 
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