United Thread - 2021/22

[r.soleofsalford]

“We signed Ronaldo so City couldn’t get him”
Thought that was part of the masterplan Andy?

Yes Andy don`t waste your breath. 8-)

 

[hertsblue]

I see the BBC website is trying to lift the spirits of a deflated country with an article on how great the rag women academy is.
You couldn’t make it up

The same womens team that’s been around for 5 minutes and that the manager walked out on over pathetic facilities

 

[Dirty Harry]

If any this is true about the scum revamping the shit hole I hope if they ask to use our stadium we tell them to fuck off!

They’re that fuckin small time they’d be trying their very best to get the record capacity crowd so they can laud it up, already had one trying that with the record Maine Road attendance, sad bastards.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Yes Andy don`t waste your breath. 8-)

"Im nott going to waste my breath talking about the players"

*Spends 5 minutes talking about the players*

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

EFL Cup - Rags v W.Ham - OUT
FA Cup - Rags v Boro - OUT
CL - Rags v Atletico - OUT

The theatre of dreams pmsl

To be fair, dreams are all they have these days.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Accusing the ref of match fixing. Fucking hell :)

(It’s even funnier on 1.5x speed)

You`re getting in the Europa League ? Yay think. 8-}

 

[Akira]

This is a bit of a laugh...

Read he has never won a CL knockout tie before.

Overrated twat. Does nothing but moans all day. Dude was still moaning after the game ended.

I read somewhere that we and some other PL clubs scouted him out but decided against signing him because he is extremely careless in possession. Funnily, some of the Sporting fans felt they actually played better after selling him.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

EFL Cup - Rags v W.Ham - OUT
FA Cup - Rags v Boro - OUT
CL - Rags v Atletico - OUT

The theatre of dreams pmsl

Top 4 - Rags v Arsenal - OUT

Top 7 - Rags v Arsenal, WHU, Wolves, Spurs, soon to be - OUT

 

[r.soleofsalford]

To be fair, dreams are all they have these days.

"Sweet Dreams are made of these"

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Comical that BT Sports were hitting the vinegar strokes on Rashy MBE, calling him a game changer sat on the bench, then squealing in delight as he did an "intensive" warm up rather than a normal warm up, then he came on and was outrun by the 34 yo spanish blogger, Juan Mata.

 

[pirate]

EFL Cup - Rags v W.Ham - OUT
FA Cup - Rags v Boro - OUT
CL - Rags v Atletico - OUT

The theatre of dreams pmsl

to be fair they are the sort of rag results i dreamed of as a kid

 

[Akira]

Even the bottles lobbed at Simeone couldn't hit the target.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Adrian Durham;

I was on the tram back to Manchester City centre last night where I was almost in the middle of a fight between the London Manchester united fans and the Manchester Manchester United fans

Comedy fucking gold

One of the funniest interactions I've ever, ever seen was after the league cup final against Chelsea. On the tube getting away from Wembley a bloke with, I kid you not, the thickest of thick London accents was giving both sets of fans stick about how neither were as good as his club. Both sets of fans were staring at each other like "who the fuck does he support?" and it was United. Both sets of fans were joined in mockery for the journey. The Chelsea lads were hamming up their own accents talking about Manchester, the Manchester lads were asking him about his favourite Manc spots that he couldn't talk about, this was still peak Mourinho shite. Good stuff.

 

[Grassland Blue]

They’re caught between a rock and a hard place
If the talk of knocking down old toilet and rebuilding a new stadium is to be believed, you’re looking at having to play at a smaller stadium somewhere, which obviously leads to a revenue decrease.
Build a new stadium, cost somewhere between 1-1.5 billion, so do they take the Arsenal/Spurs route of stadium expenditure over players?
If, and it’s a big if, Pogba walks, Cavani, Matic,Mata, Ronaldo, Rashford wants out, Martial out, that’s 7, sure they’ll save a huge wedge on wages, but they still have to replace, not being in champions league will effect the calibre of player willing to ply their trade there, or they will throw ridiculous money to attract players.

They'll be ok.
Just need their academy class of 2022 to fill the gaps....

 

[City Raider]

It’s just joyous to see ex-rags whose arrogance we had to endure at Maine Rd/Etihad, in such pain. They just never saw this coming.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

They'll be ok.
Just need their academy class of 2022 to fill the gaps....

That would be a real laugh as we have been giving them a real pasting at EDS, u18 and U16. Got a few years to go at this rate.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Dance?

He’s no Fred Astaire!

Plays football like him though

 

[Gray]

I see the BBC website is trying to lift the spirits of a deflated country with an article on how great the rag women academy is.
You couldn’t make it up

Nauseating

 

[dadnlad]

classy bunch

that no way of welcoming someone who could sort them lot out
strike his name off the list of possibilities for managers job lol

 

[Sky Blue]

I love their pain. Thoroughly enjoyable night that.