United Thread - 2021/22

[mat]

You are Paul Simon and I claim my £5.

You can call me Al.

 

[dobingsdobber]

You can call me Al.

Perfect reply mate,take a bow.

 

[jimharri]

But we were told he’s the best in the premier league.

By who; Stevie Wonder and Andrea Bocelli?

 

[Vienna_70]

By who; Stevie Wonder and Andrea Bocelli?

I believe Ray Charles had his say, too.

 

[fitzy blue]

Has his number been leaked?

Can't work out whether they are demanding that he stays or goes...

Looks like they're waiting for one of rashfords free meals, either that or they're just admiring a wall.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Has his number been leaked?

Can't work out whether they are demanding that he stays or goes...

Joyn Citeh and ur ded …………..Rooney
Joyn Citeh and ur ded …………….Ronaldo
Joyn Citeh and ur ded ………………Rashford
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Bluekiwi]

""Barcelona have expressed their interest in signing Marcus Rashford. A source close to Rashford says the "phone hasn't stopped ringing" since it emerged he was considering his future at United""

Alright mate yeah, we believe you. Rashford's pr team are so cringeworthy, pathetic.

That's because he was at the Foodbank and there was no-one to answer it.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Don't be daft, they was throwing flowers at ragnick in appreciation for the job he's doing.

They just forgot to keep hold of the vase.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Since Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes, Manchester United have bottled 11 trophies.

After getting rid of him, Sporting have won 5.

Now that is great business especially as they pocketed a tidy sum of Euros for him

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I've just played it on 2 x speed.
She's obviously single, has 15 cats and on the gear.
Crank.

She is a fake imho. The slightly too slow and semi-swallowed delivery are a giveaway of someone who is trying too hard - giving themselves just long enough to be precise enough about what they are saying (while trying to make it look like an emotional stream of consciousness) and not committing fully to what they are saying (so the words are hard to get out).

There's a chance she might be a rags fan, but she's hamming up the righteous indignation somewhat.

 

[manimanc]

Since Manchester United signed Bruno Fernandes, Manchester United have bottled 11 trophies.

After getting rid of him, Sporting have won 5.

That's a brilliant stat.

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM

 

[old blue]

Turned it off as soon as he looked up. Cross-eyed twat.

Strabismus is not funny!

 

[bluemc1]

Strabismus is not funny!

depends which way you look at it

 

[old blue]

depends which way you look at it

I used to like Clarence the Lion.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Joyn Citeh and ur ded …………..Rooney
Joyn Citeh and ur ded …………….Ronaldo
Joyn Citeh and ur ded ………………Rashford
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I bet those players wish they were dead.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Oh go on then

Oh Slabhead.

 

[tommybooth]

What a star.

 

[Vienna_70]

SCUM

Very eloquently put.

 

[Roachy]

The piss taking on this thread is ace as I hate the red bastards. However, I love to imagine a scenario where they have become so irrelevant and unimportant that they are not even worthy of commenting on.