They will never be worthy of commenting on, but I do it just the same because I am loving every fucking millisecond of their turmoil. I want to write about it, read about it and talk about it 24 hours a day - 'cos even when I'm fast asleep I'm still loving their prolonged downfall.The piss taking on this thread is ace as I hate the red bastards. However, I love to imagine a scenario where they have become so irrelevant and unimportant that they are not even worthy of commenting on.
I've just seen an ad for Google featuring Marvelous Marcuss spouting the same sort of mumbo jumbo so called inspirational rubbish that that Jake Humphreys and LFC love so much.That's because he was at the Foodbank and there was no-one to answer it.
"Daktari"!!!!I used to like Clarence the Lion.
*applauds*I know I shouldn’t be getting this level of glee out of what’s happening to the rags ...... but then I think back. The banner, the unjustifiable decisions they got, the added time, the media bias, the endless number of players who, after two half decent games, were immediately lauded as world beaters and put in the England squad, their hoards of armchair fans who had probably never set foot in the swamp, their dodgy legal cases! Long may this continue, I can put up with their ex players as pundits, bring on more, it keeps them in this state of malaise. Like someone said last night on 5Live “what kid from Manchester would want to support them, they have no heroes”.
Who we talking about? Wreck it Ralf, Phelan, the dabbing haircut, Slabhead, Rashford or Elanga?Just seen a tweet saying no club in Europe willing to match his wages if he wants to move. His wages are…£775,000 A WEEK.
Could be bollocks. Probably is. But fuck me!
Oh go on then
I've just seen an ad for Google featuring Marvelous Marcuss spouting the same sort of mumbo jumbo so called inspirational rubbish that that Jake Humphreys and LFC love so much.
Here ⁰we have a former footballer who minimises his tax liability as a director of his own company and the third richest company in the world who pay as little as 3% tax by a number of methods.
So this cozy bit of business works well for them
but leaves others to pay taxes for them.
Nobody seems to be bothered about this.
WHY???
The more you watch it the better it gets. It's the little things like Maguire's Phil the Face-esque gurn and the slightly delayed reaction in going down as if his brain is processing that it really was his own captain who's just twatted him.
I think the fancy word for it is 'exquisite'.
He grabs the defenders hand and hits himself in the face with it. He was planning on throwing himself backwards onto the deck until his cuntfaced teammate stuck his greasy head in the way.Noticed Slabhead is holding hands with the defender like he’s his jive dance partner [emoji15] WTF!?
A perfect summary of the incident... and you put it so much more eloquently than I ever could have.He grabs the defenders hand and hits himself in the face with it. He was planning on throwing himself backwards onto the deck until his cuntfaced teammate stuck his greasy head in the way.
He is off to PSG for one last pay day where he will play alongside Messi. He will do well in the Frence pub league. It is sad in a way..a bit like George Best and Rodney Marsh playing out their careers with comedy capers at Fulham.Sorry. CR7
No no no. I was scrolling through my phone this morning and apparently he is staying. He has promised to be still there even though they don't have the Champs League.He is off to PSG for one last pay day where he will play alongside Messi. He will do well in the Frence pub league. It is sad in a way..a bit like George Best and Rodney Marsh playing out their careers with comedy capers at Fulham.
"Jesse, you potty little clump."Boing!! (With thanks to Jasper Carrot)