Saltier than Mark Almonds stomach........brilliant, absolutely brilliant.“Citeh fans can accuse me of being saltier than the contents of Mark Almonds stomach, but getting a ‘bald fraud’ manager was always part of our masterplan”.
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deegee33
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He's unqualified, ushited asked Phil to play sweeper when he first arrived at the swamp and after one match switched their scheme to a flat back 4.
Trevor Morley's Tache
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It's been a few pages...
SCUM!!!
SCUM!!!
Blue Til Death
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I bet Jim Henson would buy him, despite him already having one ..!
deegee33
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Wouldn't that be just terrific.
The Telegraph, the source of the original report is now saying that Ten Hag has won the battle and will get Schteve.
Aba452
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Just for the Marc Almond stomach contents this should be preserved in posterity. Nice work Eyal!!!“Citeh fans can accuse me of being saltier than the contents of Mark Almonds stomach, but getting a ‘bald fraud’ manager was always part of our masterplan”.
der bomber28
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So with more and more rumours, about how much more money they’re gonna spunk. Will we be hearing the thick cnuts still spouting about “cheque book managers”? Or will it all go predictably quite? As we know the daft fuckers have absolutely no concept of irony.
Protein Junkie
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Erik Ten Rag is Dutch.
Holland is famous for its Dykes.
Dyke when pronounced by Scchteve McLaren sounds exactly like Dyche.
Ten Rag is the new Sean Dyche.
Fucking easy this.
Holland is famous for its Dykes.
Dyke when pronounced by Scchteve McLaren sounds exactly like Dyche.
Ten Rag is the new Sean Dyche.
Fucking easy this.
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Your logic is impeccable PJ Well thought out
Protein Junkie
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BBC Gossip Column Saturday 23rd April.
Killian Mbappe is ready to snub a new offer to join Real Madrid as his dream has always been to play under new Manchester United manager Erik Ten Hag.
Mbappe could form the Worlds best Striker partnership as Erling Haaland is said to be increasingly frustrated that state owned Manchester City are not giving him a bigger wage packet.Manchester United are monitoring the situation.
Ten Hags association with Bayern Munich is likely to lead to a host of current stars wishing to join the Red Revolution.
Alphonso Davies, Josh Kimmich and Leon Goretzka are all willing to walk to Manchester.
Meanwhile Declan Rice has declared he was a boyhood Red Devil’s fan and wants to follow in the footsteps of his idol Ralphie Milne.
Mats Hummels is undertaking English lessons in an effort to increase his chances of a move to the Premiership. Man Utd are leading the race after he declared that Champions League football was not important and wanted to play for a club in 6th place.
City flop £100 million Jack Grealish is set to join Girona on loan.
Killian Mbappe is ready to snub a new offer to join Real Madrid as his dream has always been to play under new Manchester United manager Erik Ten Hag.
Mbappe could form the Worlds best Striker partnership as Erling Haaland is said to be increasingly frustrated that state owned Manchester City are not giving him a bigger wage packet.Manchester United are monitoring the situation.
Ten Hags association with Bayern Munich is likely to lead to a host of current stars wishing to join the Red Revolution.
Alphonso Davies, Josh Kimmich and Leon Goretzka are all willing to walk to Manchester.
Meanwhile Declan Rice has declared he was a boyhood Red Devil’s fan and wants to follow in the footsteps of his idol Ralphie Milne.
Mats Hummels is undertaking English lessons in an effort to increase his chances of a move to the Premiership. Man Utd are leading the race after he declared that Champions League football was not important and wanted to play for a club in 6th place.
City flop £100 million Jack Grealish is set to join Girona on loan.
TheBlueDune
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Wesley Schneider declares "Finally, my boyhood dream can be realised"
roman totale
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^^ JFC! LOL
Inter Me Nan
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Thought that was real for a moment ha!
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Yeah, I was going with until the last line.
No way Girona would want Grealish
HelloCity
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Pogba is finished with them now
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Paul Pogba 'unlikely' to play for Man Utd again this season after injury scan, says Ralf Rangnick
Injured midfielder Paul Pogba is "unlikely" to play for Manchester United again this season after a scan on his injury, says interim manager Ralf Rangnick.
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Well, now you mention it, have you ever seen Dyche and Ten Haag in the same room ?
The Fat el Hombre
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Big fat bitter red John Brewin seen his arse. So watch it, drink it in
Fixed it...
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Injured midfielder Paul Pogba is "unlikely" to play for Manchester United again this season after a scan on his injury, says interim manager Ralf Rangnick.
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