United Thread - 2022/23

[mat]

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

The reason being, fill in the missing letters Y-n-s.

Ycunts?

 

[Eds]

How come they aren't playing tonight. Didn't play last night either. Oh yeah. it's because they are shit. Watching City on a Wednesday night...

 

[Vienna_70]

Is Poundland still managing Ajax as well as the rags?

Had to have a double look when I saw rte Ajax manager....still not sure it's not him.

I asked Mrs Vienna if being bald was a prerequisite to manage Ajax.

 

[Thenumber1blue]

ten Hag has temporarily righted the ship.

Same owners. Same players.

Let's see how long this lasts until the level of play once again becomes the same.

There's an institutional problem with the Scum - which starts with ownership. The rot spreads from there.

Stars with the fans

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Early game for these tonight, playing against some cowboy law enforcement side apparently.

You play Thursday 'cos you're fucking shite.

SCUM

 

[radcliffe1309]

Early game for these tonight, playing against some cowboy law enforcement side apparently.

You play Thursday 'cos you're fucking shite.

SCUM

They are playing a Blazing Saddles 11 tonight.....Harrumph !!

 

[JASR]

Early game for these tonight, playing against some cowboy law enforcement side apparently.

You play Thursday 'cos you're fucking shite.

SCUM

Punning aside, given that there is a bit of fisticuffs going on between ukraine and an aggressor Russia… and the said aggressor has 1.5k ‘observer’ troops in the breakaway region of Transnistria in Moldova, propping up the unrecognised separatist regime, whilst sitting on ukraines western border… you would have thought some of the high and mighty ‘sportswashing’ journalists might have made anything more about how can United be playing a team from there, given the circumstances, or why uefa hasn’t thrown Sheriff Tiraspol out, or at least forced them to play in a neutral country…

Or maybe it’s just me

 

[Winchester]

Just took a look on Sad Cafe
They really are hurting over Haaland
One says Martinez will have him for Breakfast in the Derby
Another insists his goals will dry up soon
What a bunch of sad tosssers they are by large
And they have the cheek to call us " Bitters."

 

[Match Fixer]

I asked Mrs Vienna if being bald was a prerequisite to manage Ajax.

What about using Ajax to clean with?