United Thread - 2022/23

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

Proper pasties do not have carrots in them.

Potato, TURNIP, onion and steak, with a little salt and pepper to flavour.

 

[Blueknows]

Mainly for the photo it created.

Lol aye that especially

 

[jjctid]

One of many favourite goals against the scum

An absolutely amazing goal and how Sergio generated an accurate finish of such power when he was losing his balance was incredible and up there with his best.

 

[ancoats]

You never heard of a Manchester cream scone?

Manchester tart

 

[ancoats]

An absolutely amazing goal and how Sergio generated an accurate finish of such power when he was losing his balance was incredible and up there with his best.

Many people forget how hard it is to set yourself before shooting, never mind running with the ball hitting the ball with power to such an accurate finish, like you say (An absolutely amazing goal)

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Men v Wheely Bins

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

A mate I do some work for, it’s one of his favourite goals, which may not seem odd, but he’s a united fan, who hates united fans.

They can be quite a hateable bunch

 

[jjctid]

I feel a bit sorry for Maguire. It's not his fault he's incompetent and a shit footballer.
An almost endless amount of videos dedicated to highlighting his gaffes during games. I hope he either doesn't bother with SM and/or his skins as thick as his head is massive. The Easter island statue headed bastard

I know they say you should never mock people these days but I overheard a young lad in McDonalds say this when he unveiled a losing monopoly voucher " oh shit another Maguire " Even the kids are taking the piss!

 

[Dirty Harry]

They can be quite a hateable bunch

He won’t say it in public but he really dislikes the club in general because of a few things they’ve done re that ticket scheme they had, he’s always said he feels more like he should be a Blue (blame his dad and older brother) which I can fully understand ;-)

 

[richards30]

Men v Wheely Bins

That 44 pass goal was a thing of beauty and epitomized pep guardiola football!